My Husband: Hey, we’re home alone... You know what that means ;)
Me: We can hunt for ghosts! We can do an EVP session without any audio interference!
My Husband: ):
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u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes
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I daydream that I’m an alien that escaped from Area 51 so what the FUCK does that mean
daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.
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“lol is everything offensive these days?”
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People say “Oh you’re just bitter” every time I talk shit about the rich and you’re God damn right I’m bitter. We should all be.
It should leave a bad taste in your mouth that you work your ass off and give up so much of your time and labor to barely scrape by, and there’s a class of people so incomprehensibly removed from that reality. People that do absolutely nothing but piggy back off of your labor and spend wondrous amounts of time relaxing in luxury and getting to be with their families.
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by Olivia Bee
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by Mehran Djo
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🍷 | IG: gen.galaxy
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