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If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
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I'm not going to lie to you the terrors of this world really do fuck me up sometimes
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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
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ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues
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Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
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thank you tumblr algorithm i will do exactly that
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