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I bet Grinch culture has an ancient martial art
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college of winterhold would actually suck to attend bc thereās no doors and every time id wanna smoke iād either have to go outside into the freezing skyrim air or risk the atronach they conjured to serve as an RA seeing me and i canāt think of something worse to experience while high than getting told iām being written up for a dorm violation by a 12 foot ice monster
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blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present
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I do think itās ultimately the potion sellerās right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that itās out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think itās a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can have his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says āyouād better go to a seller that sells weaker potionsā instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knightās request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image
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I think if I preface something with, "I shouldn't be arrested for this..." I should not be legally bound to the next thing I say or do. I just said I shouldn't be arrested for it, that would kill my vibe
#like I just stated that I don't want to be arrested#so why are the heancuffs out?#I'm not into cop roleplay#ACAB
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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.
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Heartbreaking: someone screenshat your Tumblr post about lesbian yearning and put it over a picture of two straight Marvel guys
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parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats
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I do think itās ultimately the potion sellerās right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that itās out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think itās a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says āyouād better go to a seller that sells weaker potionsā instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knightās request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image
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Yeah you probably shouldn't talk to Slanky Bones. Dude is just aj asshole, yeah he's the skeleton left behind by grandpa's corpse. If he says hus stupid catchphrase "rattle me bones" just ignore him he just has you shake his bone maraca while he plaus "under the sea" on his stupid xylophone rib cage. fucking hate Slanky.
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