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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
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Potterheads, grab your wands! We’re meeting outside the Capitol on January 6th
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fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage
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art to honor this year's trans day of remembrance. 💙
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kids in kid world would go to the candy bar! and adults in adult world would just cryy and cryy all day because of how sucks it all is. and you can take that to the bank but theyre out of money so its no good. the money hasnt been born yet is all. the tellers are still moneypreg is the thing. thats all it is theyre in their third trimester though so you can hang out a little and wait maybe but once the money comes slip sliding out thats it! youre collecting that bullshit and you gotta go my friend its over for you at the bank once the tellers give birth to the money. this is adult world and nobody give a fuck about the bank because the tellers havent given birth to the money yet. thats important okay? the bank sucks and the tellers are moneypreg. im gonna throw up
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Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
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why do you have a waypoint set for mad at me island.
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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
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spraypainting a womb tattoo on my local robot girl rn
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I saw this on Twitter, and do not know the source, but I think it belongs here.
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