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Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

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Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

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U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

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So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

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THIS CUTIE <3

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the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

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Conservatives want to negate black humanity and eliminate their experiences/POV.

[None of the books teach critical race theory]

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maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

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Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.

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Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

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a lot of people need to get comfortable with the idea that what you believe to be immoral and what you think should be illegal don’t have to match up and probably shouldn’t

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#an otp that can do both

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The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla