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tadpoles to frogys be like:: do yuo have games on your LILYpad -___- ,

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You bet you’re the only what?

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unplanned moments are the best

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About to make a lot of folks very mad but... Fuck toilet paper discourse..... I don't care what side the toilet paper is on, I blindly attach the roll to the holder and let fate, loki, and the Devil decide what direction my tp will spin.... You're all pussies

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someone has to nominate me for queer eye because right now i need karamo to kindly look me in the eyes and tell me to get my fucking life together

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I find it so attractive when someone talks about what they’re passionate about. Seriously they could be rambling on about how much they love ducks, or about something I don’t even understand. Just that tone of excitement and passion in their voice is enough to make me like them 5 times more than I already do.

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Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

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one fantastic thing about growing older is that I'm getting better and better at being me all the time

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french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because it is *checks french fonction publique calendrier* the feast of the assumption of the holy virgin mary so every public building in the whole entire country is closed :)”

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me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

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what happened to old zealand

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Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

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