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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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it's funny that Wolffe never really interacts with Anakin because i think nobody would hate Anakin Skywalker more than Commander Wolffe

and for the funniest fucking reason

Wolffe: General Skywalker is an impatient, immature, egotistical, rulebreaking brat. if i never have to see him again it will be too soon

Sinker: hey did you know General Skywalker is the one who created C3PO??? like when he was a kid? wild eh

Wolffe:

General Skywalker please turn on your locator i just want to talk

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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

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make better choices

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i like how theyre all waiting patiently for the courier to finish speaking

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New jedi order built on 4 ppl and prayers

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Hope everyone is well today !

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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going

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Grandpa didn't get his beans today.

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HE’S ONLY GETTING PAID 13 GOLD TO MURDER SOMEONE??? EXCUSE ME😭 PAY THIS MAN HIS WORTH!!

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i love you and we will make it thru this together

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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