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Drunken Minnie, available at Saatchi Gallery online.

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Suzy, from ‘Tonic Trouble’ on the Nintendo 64. @Ubisoft

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Very early Jessica Rabbit designs.

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“Toonstruck - ‘Polly’”

Computer Gaming World, September 1996 (#146)

Scanned by CGW Museum

….Wait, Polly likes doing what now?

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“Code Breaker - ‘Wife’”

GamePro, December 2002 (#171)

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Eh... this feels Photoshopped? That gameplay footage looks too crisp for that kind of monitor. 

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HRT, before and after

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.....?

Janine, from ‘Blue Stinger’ on the Dreamcast.

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“They called up about three days ago. The casting director for the show [Miami Vice] is this nice lady named Bonnie Timmerrman … She thought that I should be this villain in the show … It’s something that I think I can do because I’ve watched enough Republicans that I can convey the sense of evil.” - Frank Zappa, Radio KPFA Interview, February 10, 1986

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Mixed feelings about this. I do love a good mural and this is cute, but Samsung and TikTok should stay out of it. The idea of corporate-funded street art just feels wrong.

HI FRIENDS! I painted a mural in Mexico City!

This was such a fun and unique experience. The mural is designed with a lot of poses in the hopes that people will try to pose alongside the character. I would love to see your photos next to the mural!

Thank you to Pictoline who brought me over and helped me paint! <3

The mural address is Calle Mérida esquina con Tabasco Colonia Roma Norte, CDMX.

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I just learned that the Japanese word for the sound a fox makes is "kon", which is bigoted if you think too hard about it...

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Mario Kart 64 - Koopa Beach

Art collaboration by Cassio Yoshiyaki & Renato Giacomini

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'The Terminator' (1984)

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So what you're saying is...

It's astounding?

Time is fleeting?

Madness takes its toll?

I saw Cats last night and I still haven’t recovered. Here is a play-by-play of my experience

The movie begins. The audience is rife with anticipatory giggles. Some lady in the back row loudly says “can we be quiet now, please? let us watch the movie in silence” in a displeased Russian accent. 

We will inevitably disappoint her

In the first 5 minutes, while crying with laughter, I decide this movie is actually about a human who gets genetically engineered into a cat and is exiled to a furrykin community.

5 minutes after that, I think about how good a movie this would be if it was hand-drawn animation and not CGI people-cats, and I become absolutely furious

Mice and cockroaches have human faces and bodies. The audience is screaming.

This film comes VERY close to having a dog on screen. I start sweating in dread of what it might look like. The dog is never shown.

None of the humor is funny

During the slow parts I start to imagine other celebrities in full cat CGI to amuse myself

Cat Idris Elba sexily Thanos-snaps another cat out of existence. Audible confusion ripples through the audience.

The cats do some extremely horny body work involving their tails. The audience is making disgusted noises. Several people yelp “oh NO” very loudly

At the end of a song, the throng of cats start “applauding” by slapping their hands on the ground and saying “meowmeowmeowmeowmeow”. This instigates a fight-or-flight response in me so strong that I nearly bolt out of the theatre.

During an awkward silence the camera cuts to a cat making a “yikes” kind of grimace and the whole theatre laughs because that is the exact emotion we are all feeling

A cat helicopters into the ceiling and is vaporized by cat Idris Elba. A man in the audience yells “GOTTEM!!” at the top of his lungs

Most cats are naked but somehow cat Idris Elba manages to be far more naked than all of them. The audience is screaming, again

Memoriiiiiiies. All alone in the moonliiiiiiight. “Please,” begs the Russian lady in the back of the theatre, sounding defeated, “don’t laugh. Not now.”

The actor who plays the main character gray cat who never gets a song explaining who he is (I am told he is Munkustrap) is DEAD SERIOUS about this role. He is a PROFESSIONAL. He is feeling being a cat so hard. Look at his face at literally any point (but especially during the final epilogue song) and I guarantee he will be having an intensely invested serious face journey. His shoulders must be aching from carrying this entire film.

110 minutes later, or maybe years: the credits roll. The audience cheers raucously. We exit the theatre in a daze. One of my friends goes home with a high fever. 10/10

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You guys wanted raw unrestrained Kojima you got raw unrestrained Kojima. He wants Monster, Coco, and Sprial Man in his big budget walking sim, you deal with it.

IS THIS FUCKING JUNJI ITO

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The man in charge of this blog is now on an FBI watch list and you can't convince me otherwise.

“The scene was different back then.  All the adult clubs were mob controlled.  It all flowed up to some guy named Matty The Horse.  Honestly the mob guys never bothered me.  They were cool, and I liked how they dressed.  They wore custom made suits.  And they went to hair stylists, not barbers.  These guys wouldn’t even let you touch their hair when you were fucking them.  Not that I ever fucked them.  Because I never turned tricks.  Well, except for one time.  I took a job from this woman named Madame Blanche.  She controlled all the high dollar prostitutes back then.  She was like the Internet, could get you anything you wanted.  And all the powerful men came to her because she never talked.  She set me up with a department store magnate who wanted a black girl dressed like a maid.  I thought I could do it.  But when I got to his hotel room, he wanted to spank me with a real belt.  So that was it for me.  I was done.  But Madame Blanche set my best friend Vicki up with The President every time he came to New York.  And don’t you dare write his name cause I can’t afford the lawyers. But he’d always spend an hour with her.  He’d send a car to pick her up, bring her to his hotel room, put a Secret Service agent in front of the door, and get this: all he ever did was eat her pussy!”

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So I guess Postal 4 is a thing now.

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