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In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour.

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D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

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if you’re a Youth and you’re reading this i just wanna discourage you from like….imitating the culture on this site too completely and building your whole worldview through the lens you’re finding here. just. be cautious be careful be critical

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really love men in dresses but so much ‘anime men in dresses’ art seems to do it as a humiliation thing w the dude being all embarrassed and that’s not what im here for man. that’s not what I want. dudes confidently wearing dresses and looking baller is the good content.

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unprofessional work environment 

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the soldier at the gates of Ostagar: Hail! You must be the Grey Warden recruit Duncan brought

Me, on my 40th playthrough:

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Nope sorry no line in Ace Attorney history will beat this

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me after discreetly tasting yet another himalayan salt lamp

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the father, the son, and the holy spirit

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Amelie Lacroix aka Widowmaker, cyborg-skin design 

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Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

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here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.