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Miss Ida✨️

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WE FINALLY DID IT FRYERS

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Wahoo, hiya everyone! It’s-a me, Luigi!

Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They don’t think that they’re-a number one! They think they’re-a number-a one billion! Oh no!

So if you’re-a reading this, I want you to know that Luigi loves you very much. You’re-a gonna do some-a great things, you know! You? You number one! Live life to-a the fullest! You’re-a great, friend!

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I was reading about Japanese seafood and came across a type of conger eel called Anago ( 穴子 ).

Literally translated from Japanese into English, the name means “Hole Child”.

I was a little confused until I saw this image.

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my goodness the little man has hat..... he is festive

MY GOODNESS the other little man has hat !!! he is festive !!

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ive returned

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this is what’s been playing in my head lately. just that damn double dee in the void picture and this music

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WHY IS THIS ACC CONNECTED TO MY GORILLAZ ONE IM GONNA FULFCMNCMDMSM

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PSA

horny people have rights. horny people ARE protected under the constitution.

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Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.

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Tumblr right now

buttcheek

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Cannot unsee.

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rt for 10 years of good luck

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I’M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY FORTY IN MY BIG OL’ PICKUP TRUCK