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i   neeed   to remke my blog .. to figt my  curttent hyperfixation   (dreanged)

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“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

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little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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I love anime because the overpowered bad guy will go “You’re all out of energy, power, ability, aura, your body doesn’t work, you’re dying, you’re sad, it’s DONE” and then the MC will think about his dad or whatever and go “I found more power + my bones work again” AND on top of that bullshit, WIN??? 

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dragon age 2 really went heres your father's staff so that you can carry on his memory or just have something of his if you're not a mage and then the staff looks like this

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Girls will have a 3 hour long psychotic episode then go back on their phones and be like everythings fine now. handheld lobotomy

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wish my life was like a 90’s movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

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blorbo from my shows but its just my mental illness playlists

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IIIIIIM WORKING FOR THE KNIFFFFEEEEEEEEE

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By Tanja Askani

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tma fix-it but it’s just give martin a sniper rifle

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welcomhauntale

(welcome-haunt-ale)

a gender related to a house thats haunted, but not exactly dangerous, and is more welcoming!!

some pronoun ideas for this gender are:

haunted/haunteds/hauntedself

haunt/haunts/hauntself

ghost/ghosts/ghostself

spirit/spirits/spiritself

welcome/welcomes/welcomeself

friend/friends/friendself

friendly/friendly’s/friendlyself

[Flag ID: Three flags with 7 stripes. The stripes in order from top to bottom are brown, light brown, beige, off-white, pastel yellow, yellow, and bright yellow. The middle flag has a brown house with a yellow ghost in the window in the center. The house has a beige door and beige boards on the windows in the second story. In the first floor window there is a yellow ghost who is smiling and waving. On both sides of the house there are small brown hearts. End ID.]

the yellow in the flag is meant to represent being welcomed / friendliness!!

requested by 📰 anon!!

let me know if anyone else made something similar!!

[Banner ID: A banner of the xenogender flag. On the left there is a transparent white star with a black outline. There is a transparent box with text inside. The text reads: "Please read my DNI before interacting!" End ID.]

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EVIL WOMEN

Based on your likes!