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PAUL MESCAL Ph. by Greg Williams for Hollywood Authentic (Nov 15, 2024)

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he whipped round on the spot to see his brother "well tell this thing to work, it's making a mockery of me!" he hissed at the rectangle in his hand, stabbing his finger onto the screen "call home!" he yelled at the phone for siri to answer him - calling dom. "not fucking dom! not funny!"

seeing his brother in the street screaming at a phone is something that paxton was long used to by now, but it didn't make it any less weird. "patrick" he called out "patrick, will you stop shouting at your phone?! have you lost the plot?"

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PSA; patricks fc has changed to paul mescal & his age has been updated to 28 years old

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HOW I MET YOUR FATHER 2.18 "Parent Trap"

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patrick looked over at the old man that looked like he'd seen a monster emerge "i- uh- sorry old guy" he apologised to the elderly man and looked to jessie for approval that he did good by apologising.

how was this her life? patrick patterson, a grown man, having a tantrum in a street over technology and having to apologise like she'd put him in a time out. "that's better." she nodded "i know the phone is frustrating for you but lets not drag the public into your stand off with technology. you gave the old man over there the fright of his life"

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whipping round like a madman, he paused on the spot at the small policewoman before be let out a sigh and bowed his head "sorry officer jessie" he chanted out like a scolded child after being caught having one of his tantrums again. "i try but the phone makes me so mad"

walking down the street minding her business, jessie managed to get an earful of the abuse that was currently being hurled towards the iphone.

"patrick, please don't yell at your phone." she asked politely, trying to avoid the man getting another ticket for breaching the peace. "remember what we talked about before? inside voice and phone call voice"

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he’s said it once, and he said it another million times, he hated technology. today alone he’s yelled at his tv, the bar till and now he’s currently standing like a madman in the middle of his street screaming at his phone while he angrily slammed his finger against the screen like his life depended on it “piece of shit phone! work!”

he grumbled and looked back at the phone, pointing his finger at the screen "i’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again you little shit. your phone siblings have suffered, and you will too!” he yelled, threatening the iphone in his hand.

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he liked his new found tradition of watching films with rita. it had helped distract him from everything he had been dealing with and it had coaxed him out of his bed over time.

patrick wasn't as dumb as most people think he is. he was silly and he did have his dumb moments but patrick was justas intelligent as paxton, he just hid it more. he knew there was something going on between paxton and nani long before they did, and he knew that it was going to cause issues between his brother and father figure - that part was only starting to spark. patrick smiled at her antics and caught the popcorn in the nick of time "they think they're being subtle, they're terrible at it." he agreed "he's not said anything officially, he never would. paxton isn't one to talk about how he feels but i feel like this one is different. he really likes her. he wouldn't be giving up his time for her if he didn't think she was worth it. i don't know, it's nice to see him have someone by his side for once. it's like she's breathed life into him"

“let’s put it down to an wanted fever dream,” she nodded in agreement over the ‘bin’ pile. “it’s probably written and directed by the elusive chicken, to be honest.” she gave the screen the side eye, before turning her attention back to patrick. it wasn’t the worst movie they’d ever seen (killer clowns from outer space came to mind) but definitely not the best.

and definitely not more interesting than gossiping about their besties.

she gasped dramatically– “paxton patterson taking a lunch break! it’s a shock the whole place hasn’t come crumbling down around us, huh? we’re gonna have to hang up warning signs at the door. danger: sexual tension ahead. keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.” she leaned over conspiratorially, popcorn hanging onto its spot on the couch for dear life– “has he said anything to you? officially?”

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I don't want to get rid of you. It's just... I can afford my own place now.

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due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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HOW I MET YOUR FATHER | 2.18 "Parent Trap"

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send me ( inspiration ) for my muse to talk about someone they knew as a child who inspired them to be who they are, currently

"paxton basically gave up his life for me and to make sure we were okay. he lost his childhood to playing parent until we met hayden and he adopted us. despite all the hardships, my brother never wanted me to be anything other than a kid. he didn't want me to lose what he lost and that makes me want to be the best person i can for him. he deserves to go be happy now."

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rita couldn’t help but laugh at the confusion on patrick’s face (adorable) but to be fair, this was a pretty wild movie they’d landed on. truly what happens when you just let the folks at netflix do whatever they wanted. she smiled, reaching out to pat his arm with utmost sympathy– “no patrick, there was a chicken.” she grinned at his question– “mistress’ status is tbd at the moment. she’s presumed dead but you never know with these things. yes! that’s right– you’ve totally got this.”

she pointed dramatically at the screen- “look at him. he’s all smarm, no charm. can’t be trusted. it’s, y’know-,” he definitely would not know- “the vibe.”

rita shifted in her seat, tucking her legs under herself. she felt better and better every day, mostly but she felt mostly better right here. convoluted movie, salted caramel popcorn and someone who really did, well, care about her. it all felt a little heavy to really think about, truth be told but she was grateful for it. she wanted more of it. “i think this one is gonna go into the ‘wikipedia the plot later’ pile but that’s okay. in other news… did you see nani at the bar the other day, again?” wink-wink.

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he didn’t understand a damn thing that was going on the film, not from his lack of trying. he’s never been more baffled by a film in his life. he decided that either he really is dumb as a post or this film is one of the worst films every made. “when? when was there a chicken?!” he yelled in confusion at the apparent movie chicken making a mockery of him. “oh so she’s probably not dead, i’ll bet she’s in cahoots with this so called chicken”

“okay so he wouldn’t pass the vibe check, got it.” he said, making mental note of the character not to be trusted. 

to make himself feel better, patrick shovelled an unhealthy amount of popcorn into his mouth and munched away until he felt the frustrations at the film melt away. “i think this one’s gonna go into the ‘bin’ pile” he tried to talk with a mouthful of popcorn. patrick nodded his head at rita’s question and finished swallowing his food “she’s around the bar a lot. barely ever drinks and it’s clearly for paxton” he grinned, knowing where the conversation was going. rita and her gossip “then again, paxton takes his lunch breaks now and doesn’t take on all the extra shifts, so there’s that as well” 

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send me ( rose tinted ) for my muse to talk about a childhood memory they used to view as positive, but now see as negative

"finding hayden was a real positive memory, but i didn't remember the circumstances when i was younger. over time it has slowly but surely come back to me. when i was younger, i always thought that hayden had just adopted us through normal processes, but my brain had clearly put some sort of false memory in place. the real memory was that paxton and i were on the streets and i got sick. so sick that according to paxton he thought i was going to die. he dragged me to the nearest place he could find and that was where hayden found us. paxton agreed to work for him if he got me the help i needed and the rest is history. though since then hayden has taken us on as sons more than employees"

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send me ( rage ) for my muse to talk about how anger affected them throughout their childhood

"during my childhood, i didn't feel a lot of rage. i witnessed it in my brother. paxton held a lot of anger towards the world and how we were cast aside by it. he carried a lot of anger through his childhoon, teens and twenties and in a result of that he drew into himself. it affected me because i feel like i lost out on time with my brother over it, but my brother lost his childhood over it"