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some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

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In the least dramatic way possible being Arab right now is a very isolating experience (and I think in the context of being Iraqi in the US it always was but this is a whole new level) and that’s something I’m grieving but also coming to accept bc also in the least dramatic way possible everyone is sick of you centering the fact that Arab people are being genocided and you are more susceptible to losing friendships over it than ever

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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why are you on t

to go bald

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I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeid

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coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

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democrats (and liz cheney) begging for george w bush's endorsement and acting like his "silence" in not endorsing kamala is the worst most indefensible thing he's ever done in his entire life………… god you really can just kill 4 million people in the middle east and american liberals will simply not hold that against you at all

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objectively one of the funniest moments in the original series

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wake up. its me. markiplier. you werent in a coma or anything i just got really excited to seeyou.I’m markiplier

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref