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this is how I say goodnight now

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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this yaoi is getting too real😭

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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

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Me to everyone this Boopoween

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don't forget to boop today!

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No no I think you have it backwards... mac n cheese sounds like MY pussy

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I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

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has anyone else noticed that it becomes harder to hide that you’re weird about intimacy once you’re over 25

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merlin and arthur hunting ghosts? yes, great, BUT hear me out

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FORGOR TO POST HERE…. anyways an oomf on twt qrted a post that was so spirk i worked very hard to draw it out ^_^

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feeling extremely threatened right now

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remember this moment in tas?

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it's patently obvious how many of you refuse to actually read and engage with posts about fatphobia to the same extent that you do many other bigotries btw

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REAL!!!! REAL AS FUGG CB K!!!!!!