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i was trying to do some writing research for how fire/burns interact with clothing and the first webpage i clicked on derailed to talk about a fucked up arson related crimes some dude in a santa suit did. what the fuck

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a waffle house has closed.

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i’ve found it, the promised land

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we’re all gonna be stuck at home for a while so to pass the time i suggest setting up a cute little campsite in your living room and watching a movie like reservoir dogs or pulp fiction

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By Kate MacDowell

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my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

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I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

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i dont know what red robin is but i think it might be a death cult

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Another owner gets adopted

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Kids 👏 don’t 👏 have 👏 jobs

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ARTISTRY UNLOCKED

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everyone arguing where the apostrophe in “yall” goes are wrong actually 🤷‍♀️

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The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)