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Sara: Who are you guys and why do you look so much like my brother and I?

Cora: Stop pestering the crew, Ryder.

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Cora: That was close. Barely in Andromeda, and we’re already scrambling.

Sara: It’s almost like no one planned for worse case scenario.

Cora: I doubt your dad would see it that way.

Sara: Where do you think I get my sparkling personality from?

Cora: ............

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Cora: Good job, Ryder. Now we can get to the tram.

Sara: Where the hell did you disappear to Cora? And where’s your flipping scanner?

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Crew: Thank god. That could’ve been the end of everyone in cyro bay.

Sara: Seriously?! No one had a contingency plan ready in case a generator went during our 600+ years in deep space? I know I’m a sarcastic asshole but that just seems downright evil or stupid.

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Sara: This thingy here is not working!

Technician: Ryder! Can you go reset it?

Sara: *resetting the thingy* Yeah cuz I’m sure there aren’t like four people here that are way more qualified then me at resetting these thingies.

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Cora: Ryder could find it - she has a scanner!

Sara: Yeah I have one.... so should everyone else!

Cora: Quick Ryder - use it to locate the fault!

Sara: ...Does no one else have one? And if not that’s a serious wake-up protocol flaw!

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EXPLOSION!

Sara: That took a while to explode.

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Cora: Took you long enough.

Sara: Listen, Im the main character nothing happens without me.

Cora: WHAT?

Sara: Look at my outfit. Its all purple instead of blue, white, and grey. By anime rules I am the main character.

Cora: WHAT?!

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Kirkland: We hit something big. These generators are hardened. It would take a hell of a lot to overload them.

Fisher: On the bright side, nobody’s eaten in 600 years. No projectile vomiting to worry about.

Sara: On the bright side, we have a free fireworks show just above our heads.

Kirkland: ...Right, the pathfinder got the twins approved for his team.

Sara: You make that sound like a bad thing.

Kirkland: .......

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Sara: Well what about giving that jerk a kick.

Cora & Technician: ..... uh

Lexi: How about no. To be on the safe side, we’ll need to keep him in a low-level coma for a while, then let his body regain consciousness naturally. We’ll also keep someone around for around the clock monitoring.

Sara: You just don’t want me to try.

Lexi: ...No. No I do not.

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Sara: When can he wake up?

Lexi: We don’t want to rush it. SAM?

SAM: My connection to Scott’s implant was suspended. However, his pulse, respiration, and brain activity are all normal.

Sara: Sounds like we can just shake him awake then.

Lexi: ....Ryder no.

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Technician: Uh, we have a problem over here.

Sara: What did that jerk do now?

Lexi: ....Sara...

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Ryder Sr: [Loudspeaker] Cora, Ryders, report to the bridge.

Cora: You heard him, let’s get-

Sara: How come you got first named? We’re his own damn kids.

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Cora: It’s good to see you’re up.

Sara: Well, it took a moment, but standing is preferable then laying on the ground.

Cora: It feels like centuries since we spoke.

Lexi: Don’t encourage her.

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THUD!

Sara: Did impending doom happen?

Lexi: *glares at Ryder*

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Cora: This is Cora! I’m at the cyro bay! Brace for a reset...

Sara: And missed opportunity for a “that’s what she said joke”.

Lexi RYDER!

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Sara: Wheeee!