patederolo69
learning self love
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they/she • critical role • zelda • NANA • cat enjoyer • The Sims
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patederolo69 · 6 days ago
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patederolo69 · 7 days ago
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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
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patederolo69 · 11 days ago
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shrimp socks 🦐🦐
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patederolo69 · 14 days ago
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(by ______theo)
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patederolo69 · 14 days ago
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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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patederolo69 · 15 days ago
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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*
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patederolo69 · 15 days ago
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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
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patederolo69 · 15 days ago
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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
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patederolo69 · 16 days ago
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just be a silly goose with me already you fucking coward
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patederolo69 · 16 days ago
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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patederolo69 · 16 days ago
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patederolo69 · 16 days ago
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i can’t even sleep fuck my stupid baja life
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