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Insecure S2E3 Review

Alright this ep is by far one of my favorite eps of the season for a few reasons. I’m finally emotionally engaged after what 10 eps? I was turning the corner at the end of S1 when Lawrence ole confused ass told Issa he wanted to make it work then fucked Tasha from the bank. Before then it was dead ass just an awkward comedy with Black folk. Real light and jovial then the real. That image of Issa and ole girl comforting her on the couch that she & Lawrence threw out was my “oh shit” moment. Once that “oh shit” moment hits im sucked in. That’s it. Niggas got me. Now I got to watch this shit weekly. But let’s talk about the ep - it was hilarious AND hella real.

1️⃣ The Dating Scene: it’s so trash out here that Issa couldn’t even GIVE the pussy away if she wanted to. She went out with her girl to get her hoe on and niggas was dead as like, “uh I left my mama in the car with the AC off. I’ll be back ✌🏿.” And that’s real. Not that I have a pussy to give away myself but that’s real as shit. You know the market is fucked when you can’t even give away a highly valued good.

2️⃣ Single. Bad Sex. No Sex: firstly after she couldn’t even give the pussy away Issa couldn’t even get some quality fap time. The batteries in her little portable vibrator died 30sec into the session. Then she spends a good amount of time trying to find some batteries in her apartment. TRAGIC! That’s why you get the wand that plugs in the wall, ladies.“ 📝 📝 📝 Right, then she decides to just throw the pussy at this Mase looking nigga named Eddie. Nigga got more head than body. Anyway, that whooolle scene has to whatever award is out there in the universe for Most Awkward Sex Scene. First she tries to make a move on him while they’re Netflix & Chilling and headbutts the nigga. They’re kissing and next thing Eddie asks is, “I was thinking, would you mind if I titty fucked you?” Knowing Issa got A cups. Strike one. And Issa with her bluntly awkward ass answers, “I’d have to respectfully decline.” “Well thank you for being so respectful.” That whole sequence 😂 So they’re in the bed and he can’t get her buttons on her fly undone. Yeaaah. Whole ass buttons like a blouse at least 10 of them 😂 Issa can’t even hoe right out here coming over-dressed. Anyway fam hasn’t even put it in yet but tries to talk her into getting comfortable & putting her legs on his shoulders. Like I said the whole session was weird. I wouldn’t be shocked if his character developed into the DL dude bc even tho Issa seemed to like what she saw he didn’t know what to do with a woman’s body.

3️⃣ Hurt People Hurt People This nigga Lawrence 🙄 I think he’s a good dude but he’s damaged & is moving on too soon with someone who genuinely likes him. We all been there. Just out here wilding trying to get our ju-ju back. Shits like moving to a new city and having to find the best Chinese restaurants through trial and error hoping you find that one that hits the spot. Alright moving on, L-Dawg (that’s what I’m calling him Bc he think he cool but corny and that’s the exact name a corny cool nigga would give himself) chilling with Tasha and she lowkey invites him to some family shindig by asking if he could bring some chairs. Nigga was like “ite.” But he gets there and it’s just hella family and they’re all “Yo Lawrence!” Complete shock. I’ve been there. Meet a new chick and she’s moving way faster than you and you just decide “wow I am just not ready for this. I thought we were just riding a vibe until things either got deeper or the Magic died.” And that’s exactly what happened so L-Dawg dipped and went to a social w/ his coworkers. He lied tho and said he’d be back when he could’ve just said “hey I had some plans but it was dope meeting your family.” But nah he just bounced and never came back having Tasha looking crazy (although it was her fault bc bih why invite this man to this kind of shindig?) so she calls him a fuck boy & hangs up on him. He proceeds to just go back partying 🤦🏿‍♂️ look man, hurt people hurt people and we’re seeing it first hand. 4️⃣Glocc 9 Do they use rubbers in Cali? Like…ever!? I seriously have lost count on how often they don’t use condoms during hookups. Not that I’m condemning their risky behavior, natural love is the best love, but I just feel like it’s going to play a hand in forthcoming eps. Idk if it’s a pregnancy or a STI but it’s coming. For sure it’s not something that they’ve covered in the show but as a casual dater STIs and pregnancy are both things that you want to avoid. 5️⃣ The Outro Music. Shit Was Fire 😂

Nah but now I actually start caring about Molly’s little failures in dating. At first I thought it was another “successful black woman can’t find a man” trope but this shit getting deeper than this. Molly meets some cat at the club where Issa tries to hoe and they hit it off but she could feel something is missing. The soul that’s supposed to be there in dating someone. Ole boy was just checking boxes off the list about himself like some ready set go stamp type shit and it wasn’t enough. And Issa called Molly out for the same shit. She can’t keep a man bc she’s apathetic when it comes to dating - she’s just checking items off the list to appeal to suitors. I had a similar gig working in the cable industry; running thru a checklist and trying to pitch it back to customers. It’s scripted and people want to feel like individuals. The one guy she probably could’ve ended up with she wrote him off for having a gay encounter. We’ve got Issa failing to connect on a sexual level, bc that’s honestly all she’s been trying to get, and Molly striking out on an interpersonal level only she’s cognizant about it now. I guess we are really Insecure - every major character is stuck in their own perpetual curses regarding relationships. Like Sza says on Drew Barrymore, “lonely enough to let you treat me like this.” …"I get so lonely I forget what I’m worth. We get so lonely we pretend that this works.“ The literal embodiment of the three main characters’ insecurity as they try to figure out their selves in this world. This shit hit me and I ain’t even getting a check to be writing character development plots 😂

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Parenting may just be the toughest job you'd ever have Unless you're like a brain surgeon or some shit 🙄

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Pls, follow your star in the sky. It may be a part of a constellation It may be a lone star

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At this point - sex being a stress and anxiety manager - this should be a known thing just like Mike Jones' phone number lol

For real, it has the same effects as working out. So for sake of any research or conversations the two activities are interchangeable as far as benefits.

Yet☝🏿…

You may not burn as many calories as a full workout, especially a HIIT work out, so dnt go looking to get in shape from fucking 4x's a week 😂

But, a decent session should still burn the same amount of calories & get your HR up the same as a 10min jog on a treadmill - around 140bpm.

In short a morning workout is a great way to manage stress levels.

You may not be the work out type so fucking In the a.m. may be more your speed.

You may not have sex on-demand (or, have access to sex good enough to get your heart rate up) so an a.m. workout may be all you can get right now.

Either way what I'm insinuating & what this articles briefly touches on is to work out (or, fuck in this instance 🙄) in the morning before you start your day. Morning sessions are great for the body because:

(1) They Enhance & Boost Your Metabolism (a) don't think about it like "oh no so I'm going to be hungry all day. I dnt want that." No. What that mostly means is your body will start using the stored foods as energy and you'll thus have more energy and feel better.

(2) You'll Feel Sharper and More Alert. In general you'll be more aroused for a lack of a better word. Which is beneficial as adults because what follows a morning routine? Work💰or School 📚 And, WHYYYY will you be more alert / aroused? (a) Increased Circulation and Metabolism. we've already established that morning sessions kick up your metabolism which also kicks up your circulation. Why does this matter? Bc better circulation helps distribute nutrients & vitamins and hormones throughout your body better. Nutrients & vitamins from your food and the hormones are from neurotransmitters such as endorphins, dopamine & serotonin - aka all the hormones and neurotransmitters that drugs and alcohol release!

So in short: Stretch. Do your squats Jump rope Fuck! And pls don't masturbate Be merry. And enjoy better vitality & mental prowess

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(CPFirst)

This diagram shows the relation between color and personality but also correlates to moods that the colors can induce.  These colors can bring about these moods or emotions in both positive balanced or negative overwhelming ways.

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Okay while I’m working on the root chakra I need to make sure I’m not overdoing the color therapy at any point!

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Just download their app I guess

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Trust your own energies. Absorb other's energies. Or don't lol You're allowed to be selfish. Fuck it 😒 You're allowed to be yourself. That's it.

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🤔

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Share your energy Be vulnerable Be dope. Together.

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Yea, you've got a big dick🙄 Kudos champ. I have a lot of females in my circle and I can tell you they come a dime a dozen. We're not special anymore. Especially since they can buy a lambskin mold of Mandingo's dick complete with the veins and all from their nearest adult pantry store😂 You've got to learn a new approach to having sex. When you fuck her it should be a journey. Like you're starting a new book or falling in love with a new tv show *cough, cough Game of Thrones* Take your time. If she's letting you share her body, then chances are she's not going to renege on her permission slip. In most cases anyway. Look at it this way… If you quickly run your finger (any one, it doesn't matter) along the teeth of a comb it'll feel like one solid bumpy mass. And if you do that repeatedly then eventually your finger will lose sensation and will only recognize that the contact; the texture will become loss. It'll probably also irritate your sense of touch as well. Now…using that same comb, Slowly, but still quickly, run your finger along the teeth of the comb. Can't you now feel every individual tooth of the comb? Can't you now also run your finger along the teeth longer while retaining sensation. Also your probably...probably no longer irritated after running your finger along it +5x's. That quick mental exercise was to show you - slower may just be better. Of course you're on this journey with this young woman and maybe she says, "kill this shit daddy😈😡!" straight out the gate. Probably not lol but we're here at this crucial point: "learn her like a new book." Don't speed read her. Don't go for the Cliff Notes (is that shit still around🤔) Don't give her basic-cable sex. You can be powerful still in a hundred different ways.

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You're on No One's time. Literally, No One. Don't give yourself an anxiety attack comparing yourself to others. Don't sling yourself into depression because you're not hitting goals and marks that you set when you were twelve...aka young and dumb. Don't give yourself a panic attack by allowing society or your peers to passive-aggressively say that you're a bum. Be you.

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Enjoy silence together. Silence is a great gift but makes a terrible punishment. Re-charge together.

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Learn her like a new word. Are you sure you can read? Or, are you just memorizing words?

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Let's normalize that shit! We know that we need nurturing energies and nutritious energies. We know that we need friendship for the soul. Let's normalize those energies and actions that we've been programmed to believe that they shouldn't be freely shared. We know monogamy is outdated. We know we need energies from multiple venues. As a friend said to me, "normalize that shit!"

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I wish I had the courage she has. She doesn't give a fuck about any societal norms or stigmas. #ItsReallyJustSkin