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batter, how do you deal with depression? im about to go full baseball mode

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Looking for an apron that matches your high level of culinary proficiency? [Or maybe just something that gives the illusion of it?]

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drew these weeks ago (i noticed i come back to draw batter every one or two years)

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I want to get this and have a wonderful day soon.

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Behold my ultimate weapon - messy 4 frame animation.

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no one spoil anything for me pls i'm still playing this game

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👻👻👻 LIKE if you CAN'T WAIT to GET OFF AGAIN 👻👻👻

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WE ARE BACK OFF FANDOM

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Your mouth tastes like blood...

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Reason for divorce:

It's very funny and very fitting. Joshua shot him twice (he got better… also thanks to Joshua). Neku was willing to sacrifice a whole city for him but also refers to him as "Private Dick Extraordinaire" at one point. Joshua's response to finding out Neku wants to hang out with him was to avoid him forever despite the fact that he misses him deeply. Three years later in the sequel Joshua's presence gives Neku instant serotonin canonically but also they start old married couple bickering the moment they're alone. They're the only ones who truly understand each other and they're pretty much soul-married also there's a giant mural dedicated to their relationship but they should divorce like every other week. It would be fun and in-character. Joshua gets Mr. Hanekoma in the divorce.

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mobile web tumblr is really scuffed so i accidentally followed you while scrolling and i wanna apologize

lmaoo?? its fine?? lol??

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thoughts on batterie?

SO MANY ACTUALLY I ♡ THEM SO MUCH OH MY GOD

my favorite dynamic with them personally is batter feeling a lack of identity due to being a puppet born with a sole purpose, and finding zacharie curious because zacharie has so many. the mysterious merchant, the cheeky guide, supposedly a slayer of kings, plus whatever hes really like under the mask.

and though zacharie knows its a game and it doesnt matter whether batter has an identity or not, helping him discover himself (albeit in vague ways) brings more life to the monotonous cycle of life and death. so he helps anyway.

i think they provide a lot of introspection

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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to all you weird coquette motherfuckers humbert humbert would love you and i dont mean that in a good way

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CW: EYESTRAIN

Since he was going to die anyway, I wanted to kill him with my own hands...

Inspo under cut:

random stock images are the funniest shit

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Satoshi Kon x filmography

Perfect Blue (1997) • Millennium Actress (2001) • Tokyo Godfathers (2003) • Paprika (2006)