patacaliente
patacaliente
Hey, what kind of bird are you?
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Outer space. Pacha Mama. Music. Medicine. Tattoos. Veggies. Yoga. Amateur photography. Español. Poetry. Neuroscience. Harry Potter. Team Mystic. Stuff like that.
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patacaliente · 14 days ago
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patacaliente · 14 days ago
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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patacaliente · 3 months ago
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Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song
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patacaliente · 2 years ago
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Can’t wait to rewatch this show 3x minimum between now and christmas.
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countdown to christmas: dash & lily (2020)
The girl I met on the page is the girl I see when I look at you. That’s the girl I’ve been falling in love with.
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patacaliente · 2 years ago
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he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows
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patacaliente · 2 years ago
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dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy
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patacaliente · 2 years ago
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characters about their morally grey bf: so WHAT if he’s the devil? at least the devil has a JOB! at least he’s active in the community!
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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remember thinking that you were evil incarnate at age 15 because you had shitty parents and untreated mental illness when the worst thing you had done during that period was hop a movie theater
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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that awkward moment between birth and death
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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Grogu eating luchables just gives me life idk
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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i would give literally everything i have for every child to have a good childhood and never come in touch with someone who would abuse them for their own personal gratification 
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patacaliente · 3 years ago
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i’m not traumadumping bro 🙄 i’m telling you my evil backstory
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