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i might just put togheter my two obsessions

is still super wip and the whole thign is almost 2 minutes but now i'll go sleep

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like

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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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FINALLY. MY PASSENGER PRINCESS

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Great to see ya again, Johnny.

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Happy anniversary, Cyberpunk 2077

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Honestly I don’t want Geralt to appear in the Witcher 4. I want Ciri to get a package halfway through with a letter like

“hey kid, hope your doing well. The sun is still shining in Toussaint so Dandelion bought me a sunhat on his last visit. Yen hates it. We’re testing a new fermentation procedure so I send you a bottle of wine. If it doesn’t taste good you can just throw it at a wyvern. Also the duchess invited us to another banquet :((. Anyway have fun on the path, kiss some women, your mom and I love you bye”

And that’s it. Let the old man have his retirement please!

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VERY OLD doodles I made last year for a scene that I've already rewritten lmao

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an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

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Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

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Why the fuck are yall out here saying “he killed a man” and “regardless of his politics his still did a good thing” WE DO NOT KNOW IF HE DID IT. Why is it that two days ago yall were like “I hope they never catch him” and the second the cops (who we KNOW will do anything to make this situation go away as fast as possible) throw this Luigi guy in front of the cameras it’s suddenly ohhhh they caught him they caught him???? You can NOT convince me all of a sudden we’re trusting the cops to have picked the right guy when we know they’ll plant evidence on anyone to stop people from getting ideas.

Innocence until proven guilty!! Come on people we are not this stupid!! Come on!!!

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[CW: Suggestive] Just a mini comic made with doodles, while I try to get out of an artblock 😔.

I wonder why I haven't seen anyone take advantage of the "excited by mission" trait before-

Extra (CW: suggestive humor)

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I've been real busy lately because it's December and I work at the post office, so of course I am

But that doesn't mean I can't show up with an unprompted PSA

Hey! Have you ever mailed a letter to Santa Claus? Have you ever wondered what exactly happened to that letter? Well wonder no longer! If it had a stamp and a return address, then odds are that it ended up on the USPS's Operation Santa page!

Every year, the USPS collects letters to Santa Claus, and processes them to black out any identifying information. Last names, addresses, things like that. Then, the letters are posted on the Operation Santa webpage and people can adopt the letters.

Once you adopt a letter, you can buy gifts for them, wrap them up, and package them. Then you get a barcode from the website, and bring them to a post office. The clerk there will scan the barcode, which prints out a label with the address on it, and sends out the gift.

It's anonymous on both ends, and is generally just. A really nice thing to do.

I highly recommend it if you have some money to spare this year and want to give a kid a moment of magic this year

It's one of those things that the post office just happened to be positioned to do, and ended up knocking it out of the park. Unfortunately, I don't think they advertise this nearly well enough, and most letters end up going unanswered

Hopefully, a few more will be answered this year