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madness combat hc’s part 2!

Deimos!

Super quick note: I’m back guys! lmao, i went missing forever, but i guess i’m just gonna keep making headcanons when i get bored!

- Deimos is super friendly and very trusting, much to Hank’s annoyance.

- Deimos kissed Sanford on the lips once, they swore to never speak of it again.

- His favourite brand of cigarettes are Marlboro 100’s.

- Deimos has abnormally sharp canine teeth, they almost look like fangs.

- This was on purpose, he filed them down on his own when he was younger.

- Deimos is bisexual like Hank.

- He has three tattoos, one on his back, his collarbone, and another on his foot.

- The only alcohol Deimos likes is Smirnoff in Grape flavour.

- Deimos loves dogs, and wants one very badly.

- Deimos hates reading.

- A big part of his hatred for reading is ADHD, it makes him find books boring.

- His favourite TV show is South Park, his favourite character being Kenny.

- Deimos learned how to speak Spanish fluently from Sanford.

- Deimos has a crush on Sanford.

- Both Sanford and Hank know this.

- Deimos tends to overshare with Sanford and Hank.

- Deimos likes all types of Coffee.

- His favourite colour is Green.

- Deimos is very quiet and shy at first.

- Until he gets to know you, then he never shuts up.

- He has nicknames for both Hank and Sanford.

- He calls Hank “Hankie” and calls Sanford “Sans”.

- Sanfords nickname is a reference to Deimo’s favourite game, “Undertale”.

- He tells Sanford and Hank he loves them at least once a day.

- His favourite food is Shrimp.

- Deimos can play piano very well.

- Deimos is pretty good at drawing too.

- Deimos tries very hard not to curse, but often fails.

- Deimos loves Keef, Hank got him hooked on it.

- Deimos loves music in general, he will listen to anything, but he has favourites.

- His favourite bands are Mystery Skulls, MCR, and Nirvana.

- Deimos really likes sweets.

- He always eats the marshmallows when making s’mores with Sanford & Hank.

- He always loves playing COD with Hank.

- His favourite soda is Dr. Pepper.

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gonna start posting my personal headcanons because why not?

Madness Combat hc’s part 1:

Hank J. Wimbleton

- Hank is actually very friendly, despite popular belief, once he trusts you.

- Hank doesn’t know how to express feelings properly, but he tries.

- Hank is actually very touch starved, though he’d never admit it, he loves any type of physical affection.

- Hank uses he/they pronouns, he doesn’t have a preference between the two. he likes both equally.

- He has a tattoo on his ass cheek from when he got drunk w/ Sanford & Deimos

- Hank is Bisexual.

- Hank's favourite alcohol is Whiskey or Vodka.

- Hank really likes cats, he secretly wishes there were some in Nevada.

- If there were cats he would adopt one.

- Hank likes reading sometimes.

- Believe it or not, his favourite book is Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.

- Hank likes Rock, Emo, and Metal music.

- His favourite bands are MCR, Slipknot, Slaughter to Prevail, and NIN.

- Hank secretly thinks Deimos is attractive.

- He would never let Deimos know that.

- Hanks favourite curse word is “Fuck”.

- Hank doesn't have a favourite colour, but he does favour the colour Red.

- Hank can (kinda) play guitar, he only knows how to play 2 songs.

- In case you're curious, those songs are Desert Song by MCR and Stairway to Heaven.

- He doesn’t like Stairway to Heaven, it was just the first song he was taught.

- Hank likes s’mores.

- Hanks favourite food is Hot Cheetos

- Hank is not all that fond of smoking, he does it sometimes, but doesn’t love it.

- Hank loves Sanford and Deimos very much. (In a friendly way)

- He’s never told them, he doesn’t know how to.

- He always tells Sanford the “Candice” joke.

- It makes his day every time Sanford falls for it.

- Hank does not like any kind of Soda.

- Hank loves Keef.

- Hank is allergic to dogs.

- Hank likes to play video games.

- His favourite game is any Call Of Duty game.

- Hank likes Coffee, but he will only drink it Black.

- Hank is very bad at drawing, he can’t even draw a decent stick figure.

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hehe tabi <3