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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner
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your 20s are about getting weird about a school of philosophy and your dead brother. your 30s are about executing men without trial and getting into homoerotic rivalries with your political opponents and allies. and your 40s are about dying badly on a hill you really didn't need to die on. twice.
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our friendship wrapped I love you ten billion times I wanted to hug you a million times this year I saw a funny post and thought about you at least sixty times a week. also I listened to a lot of Oingo Boingo but that isn’t really relevant
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I'm hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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My mom thought I was insulting myself when I called myself a brat I’m laughing
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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“
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comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:
generalized deficiency
phlegmatic (only surviving humour)
woman
whale ate your parents
whale didn't eat your parents
put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
#phlegmatic (only surviving humour) com uma pitada de put a little hot sauce on that bad boy#tag yourself
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existe quem queira saber a localização do jardim do éden na terra e com isso eu não posso ajudar PORÉM caso alguém queira saber a localização do inferno eu digo com toda certeza que é o 532 praça do eucalipto circular
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Totally Fucked Up (1993)
Director: Gregg Araki
Cinematographer: Gregg Araki
Starring: James Duval, Roko Belic, Susan Behshid, Jenee Gill, Gilbert Luna, Lance May, Alan Boyce, and Craig Gilmore
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