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with how many tumblr sexymen competitions he's lost, he might have gone a bit cuckoo, y'know

why does he always laugh like a villain

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i would and have literally killed someone over a mushroom

I feel like we’re due for more food discourse

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12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

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wdym "afford" we just hop onto some random kid's server and take advantage of the fact that they don't have enough technical knowledge to kick us out. occasionally we gift the little shits diamond blocks i "found" in creative mode

group of friends who cant afford a minecraft server so they all begin with the same seed and they keep a spreadsheet of what block is at every coordinate point in the world and when one of them goes on the world the first thing they do is go around the world updating everything based on the spreadsheet

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i like fries

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as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil

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Super old pic i never uploaded for some reason. Photographer: Christer Gustafsson

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this is an anime about volleyball

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just realized that Groot is named Groot because he's made of plant thingies and Groot is literally root with a G

And muppets is puppets but instead of a P its an M

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Asian Language Writing Systems

This is Korean: 안녕하세요

This is Chinese: 你好

This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ

This is Japanese: こんにちは

This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング

And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲

Japanese is a bitch of a language.

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wow is it raining in here

I really loved this scene from this fic and I had to draw it

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HELL JUST DO IT OKAY JUST COME, I'LL FUCKING give you a glass of warm milk so you can sleep easier

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

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me online: SWEET BABS!!! AAAA I LOVE U!!! BE SAFE UR REALLY GREAT

me IRL: *monotone voice & straight face* oh yeah hey what’s up

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gay kid: hey i like your shoes

straight boy: haha thanks but im straight