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worrying is like worshipping the problem

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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Stole this from @morganathewitch

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down