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🥺 My favorite auth-- I mean coffee company is better than yours*

*Like what you like.

Hi! My mom wrote a letter to you several years ago when Turtles first came out, telling you about my struggles as I was graduating from undergrad, with my health both physical and mental, and my personal and professional life (I was a mess). You responded with an uplifting and heartfelt letter written on the title pages of Turtles, and it has sat on my desk ever since- right next to my copy of Flannery O'Connor's complete stories.

Anyways I wanted to tell you three things:

1) Thank you so much for your kind words. That book and its letter got me through so much, more than you know.

2) I have since started my own charity (just like you!) that brings accessible and affordable music lessons to children in my hometown.

3) I finally accomplished my great dream of composing a musical, one that will make it to the stage, and workshops start in 3 days.

You are an incredible human who is utterly human in the best way. Thank you for everything.

Best Wishes,

Savannah

Savannah, this is so lovely to hear. Thank you.

Thank you for reading the book with such generosity. No book can do its work without the reader being kind enough to commingle their own experiences and feelings with the story. So I, in turn, have to thank you for making the book better through being willing to bring your own experiences to it.

This is great news.

This is also great news!

I'm so glad you're doing well.

p.s. I am not actually the author of this book; I am a coffee company that donates its profits to charity. But I am acquainted with the author, and he passed this response along to me.

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STARSTRUCK (2021 - ) S01E06 - Christmas

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Ay oruguitas, no se aguanten más

Hay que crecer a parte y volver

Hacia adelante seguirás

Vienen milagros, vienen crisálidas

Hay quе partir y construir su propio futuro

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The Queen’s Gambit

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What a shy little boy you were! Look at you now!

Rocketman (Dexter Fletcher, 2019).

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A nice girl like you, in a place like this

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Eeveelutions

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Going into June with hope in my heart

Me: I'm going to have a lot of excess creative energy now. What should I do?

Luis: Play your ukulele and write your book.

Me: Awwww. You're right!

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Credit to https://www.deviantart.com/sillynate ~ I love these so much ~ Also I feel so old.

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I practiced the ukulele for the first time in a long time. I still remember things.

Nice husband and friends reminded me of what’s really important tonight. I’m tired of trying so hard for people to like me. If you’re not worth my time, I’m going to make sure you know it now. Still nicely because I can’t help it, but I’m just tired of caring so much and getting nothing in return. C-F-G, strum strum

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Tangled Opinion

The last line in Tangled should be “After years of asking and asking and asking... I finally said yes.” Because there’s NOTHING WRONG with Rapunzel being the one to propose.

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- Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

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Maybe you could kiss my anus, Zora.

Jason, Us

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Every day this week has felt like a week.

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i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

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My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last two years, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest.

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The internet used to go crazy with fun April Fools things. Now there’re not very many. :(