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what the fuck baby geoff is so cute

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“you once called yourself “proof of god’s existence.”

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❛  ok but i meant to say that to HER –it’s not my fault i got all tongue tied! aw man, i looked like such a douche too.  ❜

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“oh, i’m in agonizing pain. thanks for asking.”

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❛   HEY we’re buddies, right? so if you’re in pain, i wanna help.  ❜

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“i’m planning on having a massive hangover tomorrow.”

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❛  OH same here so we might as well throw a rager, right?  ❜

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“tonic, water, bourbon, ketchup. that’s your grocery list?”

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❛  that’s not true! there should be hot pockets on there somewhere.  ❜

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“last time we talked you called me a greedy bitch and I called you a crazy hag.”

“ok the truth is, i’m not perfect. only yesterday i burned a tray of biscotti.”

“can i be gay now?”

“i’m planning on having a massive hangover tomorrow.”

“tonic, water, bourbon, ketchup. that’s your grocery list?”

“do not get broccoli that is not your friend.”

“two of my friends involved in a nasty catfight? i live for that stuff.”

“you like to run i like to….sit.”

“she is annoying and i hide when she knocks on my door.”

“hi i’m from down the street, can i borrow a cup of condoms?”

“if she knew everything you did for her, she’d forgive you for everything.”

“actually he’s committing adultery. i’m just getting laid.” 

“you once called yourself “proof of god’s existence.”

“oh, i’m in agonizing pain. thanks for asking.”

“when you jump up and down the room moves more than your boobs.”

“i’m not gonna be old. ever since i was a child i knew i would never see 50.”

“i appreciate my life in a way most people don’t.”

“i love him enough to let him hate me.”

“it’s not hard to let go of live when you know you have lived.”

“oh how i lived.”

“you can dye that hair all you want but the gray is just gonna keep coming.”

“everyone knows the wife keeps the house and the husband gets the crappy apartment. it’s the american way.”

“do you know how bored i was today? i came this close to cleaning the house.”

“i don’t want to be the person i was before.”

“return the shoes?! i can’t talk to you when you’re being hysterical.”

“yes, i’m unbelievable, close your mouths.”

“i feel a wave of sickness coming on, and i want to be standing on your mother’s grave when it hits.” 

“i’ve never seen so many sweater sets — are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?”

“i never forget a gay face. i have what scientists call a homographic memory.”

“love can bring out the best in us…the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn’t what love brings out but who it brings back.”

“we all take the gift of life for granted, if only we could slow things down because before you knew it, the gift is gone.”

“it’s so important to say these things when you can because when it’s over, it’s over.”

“a sense of security, it’s something we all search for whether it’s knowing you’re desired, taking control of our fears, or finding strength to do the right thing. but, the danger of a sense of security is that it may prove to be false.”

“__ isn’t really the bar fight type. he’s more of the ‘raise voices at a cheese tasting’ type.”

“please, i’ve eaten burgers bigger than you.”

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honestly this whole dumbass just Is the geoff aesthetic

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❛  courtney, dude, i so promise that he didn’t.  ❜  there’s some things his teammate won’t even relay to him --mostly because duncan has the tendency to act in the moment more than plan ahead. but here he is anyway, pleading his friend’s case. ❛  but c’mon, i’m sure he didn’t mean anything by it.  ❜

           SUSPICION  SWIRLS  IN  BROWN  IRISES ,   C.I.T.  WAS  CLEARLY  ONTO  HIM.    ❝   ––––    did  DUNCAN  put  you  up  to  this ,  geoff  ???   ❞     the two  BASS were often at odds,  arguments polarizing the entire team.  courtney was in the middle of giving the delinquent the  SILENT  TREATMENT  after he thought it would be funny to   CHEAT  during the team’s game of strip poker the night prior.  no wonder courtney lost five rounds in a row.   

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briilliance replied to your post: hi geoff owns this shirt

/he also owns one of those “if lost return to” shirts

AHIJNSDMKF. YEAH....YEAH.

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hi geoff owns this shirt

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am i cool yet

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what if i.....came back

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@citrained continued from x

   truth be told, he can’t blame courtney for her reaction borderline of cringing. he himself had been brought to the same brink several times since something that could only be aptly named “the incident”. his greatest blunder yet perhaps although he seems to have quite a few of those. 

   ❛   i mean i didn’t lie.....i do enjoy cake....   ❜ he rubs the back of his neck, taking in a breath. ❛   i dunno, court! it just came out! like a reactionary thing or something!  ❜ he hardly fits the definition of “well together” and courtney is without a doubt the best source of advice he can go to. she’s honest if nothing else, even if it’s brutally such. ❛   you think so? or like maybe this is one of those things where i gotta not do anything till it blows over-?? i mean....i’m probably the last person she wants to see right now. i’m totally clueless here, dude.  ❜