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Dogman for best picture 2025 confirmed

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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

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What

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cough- @b1uechi1i @betrayedsaint cough

updated list of signs from most to least likely to fuck an alien

sagittarius

virgo & cancer are tied

me scorpio

libra

aries

capricorn

gemini

leo

pisces

taurus

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The funny thing to me about those "the combat drugs we give to the mech pilots make you grow boobs" hornyposts is that this legitimately is a known side effect of a wide range of drugs and medications. Just about any non-trivial chemical imbalance can potentially make you grow boobs. Breast growth is a known symptom of alcoholism. Some male bodybuilders experience female-typical breast development as a side effect of steroid use. Even kidney problems can induce breast growth. The human body is evidently just itching to grow boobs!

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im going to [remembers suicide jokes are harmful for me and my mental health] explore my parents very strange machine (designed to view a world unseen)

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stanley pines my beloved

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girl it’s so funny bc thor should have always been the guy assigned to calming down hulk bc 1. he was the only one that would not get squashed like a bug from a single firm whack 2. he was never afraid of the hulk / thought he was pretty neat & 3. he would have (and canonically has) connected w the hulk more than any other person

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today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

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made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

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Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????

This Ryan creamer??????

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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time