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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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Finally watched sonic 3 yesterday and GODDDD I LOVE SHADOW!!!!! FUCKING EXCELLENT

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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Alarm cock is this anything

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?

This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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Being in a fandom for 20+ years is weird because you’ll see posts like, “How come I never see people mention x” and it’s like. We did. We talked about that a lot, actually. Actually it’s something that came up. And it’s hard not to be like, “Yeah, we discussed this fifteen years ago.” Half of this fandom wasn’t even born when these discussions happened. Wild.

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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Honestly took longer than I expected