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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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tumblr mutualism is so funny you can be friends w someone for years n years only to one day find out that they’re short

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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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i bet elf sex is nasty and pretentious

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love the variety of animal that I like to call “the sneefers”

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That's You by ungfio

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My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.

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OK so when does the feeling of needing permission to exist go away

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penis dashboard kind of night

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35 Funniest Shower Thoughts This Week That Might Be Onto Something (January 11, 2025)

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