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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

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it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

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leikkasin pimpille pottatukan !

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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go white boy goooo

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the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free

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