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“there were nooo good movies in 2024!!” we had a polyamorous homoerotic tennis match, a goth curly haired icon who did bottom surgery for her undead lover, and 100 minutes of the most gut wrenchingly beautiful scifi/horror that made the words “there is still time” change me forever as a human being and i honest to god see the world differently now

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I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

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merch idea for transfems and transmascs

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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

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I think I’ll pass

Did you know. Did did you know that you can make. Instant mash potatoes. with eggnog

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Did you know. Did did you know that you can make. Instant mash potatoes. with eggnog

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This website is so so so good

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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Spiraling

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

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i missed basira and jon snark so MUCH

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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn