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CIVVIES. so i’m going to hop over to my multi and then after SNL and murder babies i’ll be on catboi

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kolhearted.

                    “––––WELL. CAN’T SAY that I was particularly lusting after your donuts, MATE,” Kol replied, nearly at a loss. “By all means: be my guest.” There was a small, petty part of him that wanted to take the sweets now, if only to ruffle the boy’s feathers, though he seemed RUFFLED ENOUGH. “I don’t even fancy chocolate all too greatly.”

❝    OH.    ❞    he takes a few seconds to consider this new information, acknowledging his mistake as nothing more than being a little donut-crazy, knowing his own tendency to get overly-possessive when it comes to food. and he backs off.    ❝    good then,    ❞    eyes narrowing suspiciously, he just can’t let it go.    ❝    what do you mean you don’t like chocolate?    ❞

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stormbuilt.

     ❛ bro, that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard. —–are you high? ❜

❝    will it be dumb when you fall victim to my mad skillz and feline prowess??    ❞

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purrsuasion.

     i quit

but mom

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boycredible.

he didn’t need an excuse to do it, but the opportunity had presented itself and he couldn’t just ignore it. not when dash had been the one to do the prompting. and so, within seconds jj had engulfed himself in flames. then, with a fiery middle finger, he gestured towards his brother. 

          ❛ now get me some clothes before i burn down the yard. ❜

it’s kind of dash’s thing, y'know, being asshole from time to time, but he forgets that jj can be just as bad. and while he’d usually engage in a bit of friendly argument before doing anything one of his siblings asked him to do, letting their kind suburban neighbors see the younger dude bareass in the back yard wasn’t really on his list of things to explain to mom and pops incredible when they finally got back from the store.

he’s gone and back in the span of a second, now holding out a stack of mismatched clothes.    ❝    smartass.    ❞

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❝    WHO AM I, you ask? well, i'm DASHWOMAN. half cat. half speedster. aaaaaallll dash.    ❞

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did u know u copied my entire existence hM sdjlsdfj

i’m amazed it’s taken u so long 2 catch on wtf

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Hi!! First anon here (the one who asked about your url)! My intention wasn't at all to accuse you of stealing, I was simply curious because I love both of your blogs and I thought maybe you were affiliated or something! I'm sorry for the other anons you got.

no, you’re fine. it’s obvious someone out there is reaching for fun. #rpbelike

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um excuse u have the same name as like 500 other people ://// ??? explain

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did purrsuasion steal your theme layout then?

no. nobody stole anything? they just happen to be similar. y’know, like the several other themes with a contained body and a sidebar? are you okay? if you have questions maybe you should message me off anon instead of trying to start something?

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hey hi yeah are u purrsuasion

u caught me //: 

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your theme is very similar to purrsuasions too so i didn't know.

my theme is very similar to MY THEME and also MY THEME. let me catch u in the street homie.

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@astraeius replied to your post:is your url by any chance inspired by...

IM YELLING

i honestly just 

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is your url by any chance inspired by purrsuasion's?

no. it’s inspired by my weakness for puns.

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1 (800) TRY ME

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if i’m suddenly not on for a while… it’s more than likely because our power went out. i’m just shy of the evac zone in my state for hurricane matthew. a lot of my family members have already lost power and there’s flooding in the town over from mine. fingers crossed everything stays groovy but if not, i just wanted to make sure i didn’t drop off the face of the earth. ♥️ 🐾