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parple · 5 hours ago
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ironically "stripping the original creator of the ability to make a livelihood from their work" is something that only copyright law is capable of doing
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parple · 10 hours ago
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So I'm seeing a bunch of posts around these days suspiciously trying to tie shows being cancelled to the recent rise in piracy due to the uptick in streaming costs.
So I thought I'd remind everyone if the time Olan Rogers was forced to pirate the third season of Final Space because Warner Brothers had cancelled and memory holed it as a tax write off. A show HE CREATED.
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That was back in 2022, before the hikes, before the mass wave of streaming sub losses. Don't let people fool you, it's not piracy that's killing your favorite shows. It's corps doing the same bullshit they always do.
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parple · 10 hours ago
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Hold the fuck on, I've just noticed something
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Did you see it? Lets just enhance the image a sec
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Clearer now? One more should do it
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They're begging the people of New York to snitch on the single most celebrated man of 2024 (probably the 2020s in general,) for 0.1% of the CEO's yearly income and you're NOT EVEN GUARANTEED the full 10k
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parple · 10 hours ago
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I did wonder why he was so quiet this morning
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parple · 10 hours ago
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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.
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parple · 12 hours ago
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parple · 12 hours ago
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parple · 12 hours ago
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abandoned space elevator
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parple · 12 hours ago
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parple · 12 hours ago
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Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
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parple · 12 hours ago
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Backpack but it's just the part where Cesare gives Steve the backpack
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parple · 13 hours ago
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If Luigi murdered a homeless black guy going through a mental health crisis on a train, Luigi would have been exonerated because of a technicality that said homeless guy was dying anyway or some shit. They’d ask “what about his family?” If Luigi stabbed and killed some brown people instead of shooting some CEO, the police nor the FBI would not have placed bounties on him nor began a manhunt like they didn’t when the exact thing happened on the same exact day in the same fucking city only minutes apart.
Terrorism is not only a socially constructed term but a politically charged one that is dictated by what action that the labeler deems impermissible. When health insurance companies deny, delay, and depose millions of people to their inevitable deaths, it’s not deemed terroristic. It is an acceptable social murder and let’s not soften the term because it is in fact murder that they are committing. But that man’s one act exposed what the authoritarian class thinks of us all. We aren’t valuable.
And that should make you violently fucking angry.
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parple · 13 hours ago
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parple · 13 hours ago
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parple · 17 hours ago
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In Sonic Adventure 2′s Security Hall level there’s a bunch of money flowing about freely. This is the texture used on that money. [Sonic The Hedgeblog] [Support us on Patreon]  
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parple · 17 hours ago
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parple · 17 hours ago
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one of the all time posting days ever
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