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parple · 2 hours ago
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btw functionally for the US election today you are not picking your "hero" or whatever you are picking your opponent for the next four years because all presidents are bastards and they oppose the working class. you are simply selecting the one you can get the most ground on. this really helped reframe some stuff for me, hope this helps
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Theres still time for a #WriteInRicky landslide!
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parple · 6 hours ago
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parple · 14 hours ago
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Washington DC, stronghold of the "Democratic Party" (الحزب الديمقراطي), a terrorist faction that rules the region,
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Final announcement from president Joe Biden
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parple · 1 day ago
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."
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I think the Bradleys are unintentionally the funniest part of fmab. Wrath is the leader of a country but King is his first name, not his title. His adopted ten year old son is actually at least 350 years old and his oldest brother. Mrs. Bradley somehow seems unaware that her son does not age or get injured. Pride is so scary and fucked up that even other homunculi don't like him, but he apparently goes to school like a normal little boy and writes essays on how cool and awesome his dad is. Wrath and Pride both hate humans but they both agree that Mrs. Bradley is pretty great. When they die, Wrath ages several decades in like seconds, and Pride gets turned into a fetus. What the fuck is up with them
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We met a really friendly cool lady from Argentina at our friend's house and she asked us if we had seen "THE ANIMAL" from her country, then she showed us photos of a capybara and kept referring to it that way like it's just The Generic Animal and that is SO true. She also told us all about the time a bunch of The Animals pissed off rich people, which I either overlooked or completely forgot about a couple years ago.
“That’s where the conflict started,” says Marcelo Canton, head of communications for the Nordelta Residents Association. The capybaras—known as “carpinchos” in Argentina—ate up lawns and massacred rose bushes. They caused traffic accidents, knocking delivery drivers from their bikes. Perhaps worst of all, for a country fiercely devoted to pets, the capybaras began to face off with dogs that confronted them on their new territory, causing injuries to both sides. “Dog owners were very upset,” Canton says. “Especially because here, the dogs are mostly French Bulldogs or other small dogs. They can’t defend themselves.”
In July, a group of residents went to the press, griping about a capybara “invasion” and calling for authorities to move the animals out to a nature reserve. The complaints triggered a huge backlash in both Argentine and international media. Viral posts on social media accused Nordeltans of hypocrisy, since their luxury neighborhood is built on the capybara’s historic wetland habitat, with some dubbing the animals “class warriors.” It didn’t help Nordelta’s case that capybaras are extremely cute, with goofy rectangular heads and narrow eyes that make them look permanently sleepy." All this time I've only seen memes about them being the most chill and friendly of all creatures but really The Animal will fuck up your lawn and then your little dog too :)
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parple · 1 day ago
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the privilege of education and the luxury of pleasant leisure that is not infected by a concern for your own safety and even life is not something that people in gaza can afford nowadays. many libraries were also lost to flames. to stand against the cultural genocide, please keep reading.
but also, most importantly, support palestinian fundraisers.
@ma7moudgaza2's fundraiser is dying. he still urgently needs funds to meet his family's urgent basic needs and prepare for winter. they need blankets, warm clothes, baby formula and diapers, food and meds. you can find more details regarding the current campaign on his blog. i've been in contact with mahmoud for probably around half a year now, it is a verified, trusted account. please donate here. you can also match my previous donation!
and tagging for reach: @horrificgoth @finalgirlabigailhobbs @buttercuparry @appsa @sayruq
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Ain’t it crazy how high the stakes get in blue hedgehog that runs fast? Like in Sonic Generations egg man erases the whole of history
To be fair in the first game the stakes were already like “Eggman is going to take over the whole world” and by Sonic 2 he had a death star so like
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"The trick shot by Laura was actually made in one take. They had planned for a pool expert to make the shot after cutting away from showing Laura hitting the cue ball. But to everyone's surprise, she actually made the shot. Both Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke stayed in character and finished the take, thus the genuine look of surprise on their faces."
In the second gif, she's holding for applause before saying her line.
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parple · 2 days ago
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Can we leave him there?
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