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"I am not, nor have I ever been, “adorable.” Especially now Martin."

Just a fellow eldritch horror being grumpy. His boyfriend slightly amused.

(I am obsessed with this fake-cinematic-format, I need to make thousand more.)

(more monster!jon here)

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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the vessels from hollow knight are avatars of The Dark

the vessels from hollow knight are avatars of the dark!

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Sorry for the back to back questions! I needed to ask before my brain forgot! Have Baby Bee and Cliff tried playing a game where they try to make Elita smile and laugh by making a bunch of silly faces and trying other goofy antics since she's such a stoic person er... bot?

Elita is their favourite person actually. The opposite happens where they try to look all stoic and serious like she is but they can't stop laughing at their serious faces-

It's like she got her own goons.

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the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated

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this thing wont get out of my head its makibg me crazy actually

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Ghost copies Sonic

The best thing I've ever drew

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Transcript:

Listen here you motherfucker.

This stone is imbued with the power of the Lord! And I'm going to throw it at your weak ass.

So you better start cumming. I mean running!

I mean- I meant running!

[laughing] So you'd better-

I'M GOING TO THROW A ROCK AT YOU.

Audio source

cough

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more of this shattered glass au!

here’s the high guard! elita, bee & orion together overpower D pretty easily and start frolicking through the city laying waste to everything, so they side with D to help him make a stand against his ex-gang and….they have a big fight or something??? i dont know!! but it’s cool to draw!!

Orion, bee, and elita still ultimately end up killing alpha trion through the power of friendship, but thats a comic for another time!!

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MONOMON

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Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)

[eng by me]

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heard my beloved had been reconstructed

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B-127

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ERASER@YepWn

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The Extinction.

Art for a Collab hosted by @mintybagels!

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win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge

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*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend