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I've eaten a whole bag of those tiny Reese's peanut butter cups. This may or may not be a problem.

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Parker empted the rest of the fruit snacks into his mouth and kicked off his shoes, tossing them towards the kitchen, hoping they weren't in the middle of where his roommates or his guest would walk, but not really making it an important concern. 

As Julian mentioned he didn't understand, he nodded, smiling. "I'm pretty sure I don't even understand what I'm talking about half the time. I just know that it's some fancy shit and it works great. Crystal clear pictures. Like you could step into them, you know?" He thought for a moment, stretching his legs out and taking out another of his cameras. There were really too many for his own good scattered around the apartment. "I'd have to say people. If you get a nice picture, like a candid, you can really capture the essence of a person. Like... a girl who's just reading by a fountain or a guy at the bar ordering a drink. They each tell a story of their own, and it's beautiful." He blushed a light red and ducked his head, realising how incredibly cheesy he must've sounded.

Julian & Parker || Locked Out

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Exactly. They're gonna hit someone really important one day and then they'll really have to pay.

Ugh they are the worst. They should do they work without killing people! 

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They put idiots behind the wheel.

How so?

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I've learned that, honestly. But these drivers just don't care.

You must have missed the lesson in primary when we were taught the look both ways technique. Never fails, my man.

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Taxi cabs.

Why?

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The taxi cabs never watch where they're going, which leads to a lot of conflict when I go to do something simple as crossing the street.

Why’s that?

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This city is going to kill me yet.

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It sounds like a lovely place, at least.

I get distracted so quickly...

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White girl wasted is never a good thing. His face does make up for a lot of that, though. Is he an attractive drunk? It's hard to imagine him being unattractive, to be honest. It's certainly not bad; I'd love to see more of your work if you wouldn't mind. Yololinda is a new name. I would've thought more along the lines of Yolonda. Then again I knew someone who would randomly yell Yolonda.

He was really chilled, but kinda white girl wasted. But like his face excuses everything. And the rest of his body as well. I actually put effort into that tattoo, I hope that one day he might find a girlfriend called Yololinda or something. 

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Sounds like you know that from experience.

You just have to be careful with who you date because they could seem like some way and then when you date they turn out to be a completely different person.

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Can't say I've had both, sadly.

The two combined… That is absolutely amazing.

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I don't blame you for that. Even if he's an idiot he seems like a damn fun guy. At least you did a nice job making it look half decent with the script and all. Was just a dumb movie on his part to have it say YOLO of all things.

Oh I actually slipped him my number but he didn’t call, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t too happy with my work when he woke up even though he was quite charming when he left the shop.

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Well damn, aren't you a lucky bastard. Too bad I didn't meet you sooner, would've asked you to slip him my number somehow.

Oh he’s definitely quite goregous. Even better looking when you actually meet him. Which I did. It was me who tattooed him, actually. I had a job in L.A. back then and he was drunk as fuck and well, he wanted a yolo tattoo and I was very happy to please him.