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🚨🚨🚨ACOSF SPOILERS 🚨🚨🚨

I’m still not good at Tumblr text posts lol

Derry Girls>>>> Any other show

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One of my favorite things about ya/na fantasy is probably that the maturity levels of a several hundred year old man is finally enough to match that of a 16-20 something year old woman and I honestly think that's the most realistic thing in these books.

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The last 200 pages in a SJM book be like:

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I have memes for thirsty cockroaches

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the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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these so-called ‘spicy’ books are all so fucking cringe. the dialogue. have these authors never heard people speak. 

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I apologise to all the people who followed me for a specific thing and now have to endure getting spammed by my ever fluctuating obsessions

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SHADOW AND BONE + tumblr textposts

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THE CROWS + textposts.

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bitch are we in narnia???

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I think you should know, there’s really nothing that unique about Fjerdan men. You don’t have anything special. also nina: 👁👄👁️️

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HELP I'VE BE(E)N ATTACKED

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#if villain why sexy

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Shadow and Bone + 👀

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No but literally this is so funny

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Yes. In fact I’m going to die.