parasusietxt
i put the "ass" in "jurassic park ate my son"
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she/her | you can take the chemist out of the slutch but you cant take the slutch out of the chemist's guts
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parasusietxt · 4 days ago
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parasusietxt · 23 days ago
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parasusietxt · 1 month ago
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well. is it working
robo moley thoughts
i think patrya invented robo moley specifically to fuck with him
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parasusietxt · 1 month ago
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oh, so THAT'S what he meant when he said his love was "science". i thought it was a metaphor but he was actually in love with the robotic cat person that used to live near my older sibling
okay so from what i got so far shadow dream does not have the best taste
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GHSHDKDJK I WAS GONNA B LIKE EXCUSE ME SHADOW DREAM HAS EXCELLENT TASTE???? she’s in love with the freaky bearish cyborg single father who lives in a cabin in the woods. I’m not the stepmom I’m just the guy who is fucking this young lady’s dad
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parasusietxt · 2 months ago
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my eternal torment
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parasusietxt · 2 months ago
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we need to dig him up and kill him again
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parasusietxt · 2 months ago
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mean to me
dark taranza is the only child of the sun who smells good
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parasusietxt · 2 months ago
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are you bourgeoisie
am i?????
(oh avon am i)
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parasusietxt · 2 months ago
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I’m cock
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parasusietxt · 2 months ago
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i’m a woman
I’m cock
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parasusietxt · 3 months ago
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Oh Avon, that’s bad. Surely I can think of something better.
Are women bourgeois?
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parasusietxt · 3 months ago
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Are women bourgeois?
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parasusietxt · 8 months ago
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my dad took me to get wings today
susie vs the three mage sisters vs patrya in battle of the father-daughter relationships
patrya no contest are you KIDDING
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parasusietxt · 8 months ago
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i think every lesbian should get a vampire girlfriend. as a treat
someone needs to get on this NOW
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parasusietxt · 10 months ago
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oh hey moley
Do you know Magolor
Is that the hooded cat-guy-thing that always hangs around Taranza's sister? If it is, then I've met him, but I haven't really spoken to him?? He seems like a weird guy.
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parasusietxt · 11 months ago
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its called GIRLMUSK and people LIKE it
Who is Dark Mind's worst child, in your opinion?
uhhhh. i dunno. taranza is pretty vain, meta knight smells bad, and patrya's just kind of distant and its hard to get a read on her. but they're all alright in their own ways.
i'd be a pretty bad partner if i couldn't stand their kids, after all!
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parasusietxt · 1 year ago
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labgirl whos always talking about the evil lab. ohhh ive gotta get back to the evil lab. im needed at the evil lab. they want me back in the evil lab. all day working in the evil lab.
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