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Had one of those half asleep 'still vague but surprisingly coherent' dreams where Sam got to talk with John (or like. The concept of John in some mindscape dream between dimension bs) and idk what exactly the conversation was, beyond John probably explaining how they categorized the Dread Powers. BUT the Story Bit was that John gave Sam a deal and offered his hand, and when Sam went to shake it, John had a disappointed sad smile and sighed, and Sams hand came away with webs connecting them. Sam said something like "You said you would help me" or called him a liar essentially, while John more or less said "For what it's worth I'm sorry, but I did just tell you I was well and fully manipulated by the Mother of Puppets." At that point i think John did some Eye Thing but i was too awake to continue dreaming. Sorry Sam lol

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Why is my Martin so hard to draw

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The eye's favorite guy and the eye's favorite guy's favorite guy!

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The eye's favorite guy and the eye's favorite guy's favorite guy!

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I finally FINALLY started listening to the Magnus Protocol this evening.

I took over a MONTH to listen through all of the bonus content, and generally just let my absolute heartbreak and obsession with Jon and Martin ease before diving in to a new cast of characters.

I didn’t wanna repeat of what happened all the way back in 2009, where I resented Matt Smith’s 11th doctor for simply existing and not being David Tennant. I didn’t want to resent the OIAR for not being my beloved Archival team. I spent a MONTH being worried because I like Jonny and Alex as voice actors so much and my ears are very picky. I listened to the whole NineIIMidnight group critiquing the different vocal performances, and how difficult it is to hit the right tone when telling a scary story that doesn’t make me think “you sound bored “or “you sound like you’re doing a commercial this isn’t scary” or “you’re doing a silly voice”. (though the process of critique at least made me feel better that a year and a half away from professional podcast producing has not atrophied my ears) (also many of them were really good I’m not shitting on those other podcasts to be clear). For fucks sake, some of the rusty fears didn’t even hit quite right, depending on who was doing the read that day (I love the cast so much, but not all “statement” voices are created equal).

But I was FINALLY ready today. And even though I’m picky, I trusted and believed that Alex‘s vocal direction, and his and Jonny’s combined writing, and the team’s brilliant sound design would be enough to fill the hole in my heart that the ending of Archives left.

AND THEN GUESS WHOSE VOICE CAME ON FOR THE FIRST STATEMENT sorry INCIDENT

You all know if you’re in these tags. But I didn’t because I wanted to go in fresh.

Thank God, I was driving down the highway where no one could hear me because I started SCREAMING. Surprise? Joy? Indignation? SCREAMING. Just AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND WHAT STORY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALEX? Oh it’s about missing your dead husband and going to extreme and spooky lengths to get him back. It’s about gay yearning and trauma OK COOL COOL OK OK COOL

ALEX WHEN I CATCH YOU ALEX. ALEX WHEN I CATCH YOU ALEX. ALEX WHEN I CATCH YOU. Or did Jonny write this one? Either way. What if this was my last straw hmmmm? What if I lost my mind because I KNOW Jonny is gonna be the other “frequent” voice, Chester. I knew it as if Beholding airdropped it into my brain.

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME that 1 year ago these two mysterious voices appeared in your computer systems to read *some* incidents. The true ones. AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS. NO IM SCREAMING. JONNY DID YOU INVENT THIS CONCEPT JUST TO HURT ME.

TLDR: I guess I’ll be listening to all of Protocol in time for season 2. 

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Jonathan Sims

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Funny about that...

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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minecraft players at night

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EVERY TMA/TMAGP CHARACTER IS BISEXUAL UNTIL OROVEN OTHERWISE????

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The k stands for kettlebell

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New Wels post, with context.

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dont talk about cancel culture

iskall is suing his victims

we dont have to say "and i dont approve of how the community treated him"

iskall is seeking to further punish his victims for speaking out by making it a defamation suit

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Heyyyyy JSYK gang, if someone responds to being presented with evidence that their behavior was gross and shitty with "well being called out is bad for my mental health" that's manipulative. It's called emotional blackmail.

Hope that helps! ❤️