parasitoid-apologist
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parasitoid-apologist · 53 minutes ago
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hello I am the evil entomologist and I’m inventing a new type of parasitoid wasp that kills people
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parasitoid-apologist · 8 hours ago
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>looking for a new House
>ask the narrator if their House is creepy or wet
>they don’t understand |pull out diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>they laugh and say “The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”
>move in
>its wet
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parasitoid-apologist · 10 hours ago
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avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times
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parasitoid-apologist · 10 hours ago
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a Happy Image of Victory, really
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parasitoid-apologist · 10 hours ago
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Silent Hill 4: The room. South Ashfield Heights, Room 302.
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parasitoid-apologist · 10 hours ago
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Fear of flying, Zhiyong Jing
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parasitoid-apologist · 10 hours ago
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We got one very hilarious win
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parasitoid-apologist · 24 hours ago
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AWAWA. AWAWA. AWAWA! WHEHHHHH
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parasitoid-apologist · 24 hours ago
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parasitoid-apologist · 1 day ago
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Silent Hill 3. Brookhaven hospital (otherworld).
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parasitoid-apologist · 1 day ago
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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.
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parasitoid-apologist · 1 day ago
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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
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parasitoid-apologist · 2 days ago
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One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know
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parasitoid-apologist · 2 days ago
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people said i should post it so heres some of the other stuff for my fake fly girl game. possible merchant character, protag drafts, dialog portraits and some early background ideas
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parasitoid-apologist · 2 days ago
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school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place
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parasitoid-apologist · 2 days ago
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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
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parasitoid-apologist · 2 days ago
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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend
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