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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

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"Why are you posting on Christmas Day" the world needs my wisdom

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Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.

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a Zaunite jayvik au I’m thinking about writing…

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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

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me ranting to myself about the parallels and relationships between my OCs (it's 1am)

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Sex so CRAZY good they had to be put on time out by the writers.

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Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

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Jayvik

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Jayvik

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jayvik vampire x werewolf au BUT viktor is the werewolf (goes through a massive physical transformation) and jayce is the vampire (man of many faces)

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Vampire-coded character x Werewolf-coded character is a peak ship dynamic that isn't spoken about enough and I need to see more of in media

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Her jaw. Her sculpted nose. Her curvy dark lips and her gapped toothed smile. Her blue veins on her pretty brown skin. Her thick brows. Her soft hair. Her distrustful face and hopeful eyes. Her dazzling, sparking, twinkling silver eyes. Her strong body and unyielding willpower. Her drive and ambition. And her guarded façade. And her deep emotions. And her unspoken words. And her heart.

And Sevika…and Sevika…and Sevika…

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If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

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I know nothing about avatar but ur Jayvik AU got me by my nonexistant balls (fucking ur science partnerand then realizing you fucked you were really into it and maybe so was he but ur not sure and you now have to face each other in the lab tomorrow is a chefs kiss cause it just means they'll ignore the issue until it boils over and they do it again. and again.) shout out to those gay scientists. Theres also the whole freedom that comes with new legs n lungs n stuff.

Hahaha, I'll give u little avatar info dump since many people get it wrong!

The thing about the "tsaheylu" aka the neurological connection with the braids, is a NON sexual act bc they also connect to animals to tame/ be one mind basically with them or even with their newborns to help their needs.

When it comes to connecting the braid with another na'vi, I think it's a very beautiful way of essentially showing yourself and your emotions to the other, I feel like it's a very vulnerable state bc at the end of the day the only person that knows what goes on in your head is urself! And the braid connection completely annihilates this wall.

So, in the Jayvik AU, I thought that these 2 had been pining for each other during their research and expeditions but never initiated anything bc they r on a "mission" here.

But since these two nerds are scientists, the curiosity of this mental connection to another na'vi never leaves them, they hear about it from the senior scientists but its all just dry theory or from the native na'vi but they often explain it in a more spiritual way!

So since these 2 freaks are on a "mission" and this is all apparently not "real", bc their real bodies aren't the avatars, It's the PERFECT excuse to connect the braids for "science"!!!

Welp! it just ... u know, when you unknowingly opened yourself up to that someone that you've been desperately trying to push down the feelings for, frustrated for months , and they definitely feel the same bc YOU feel them feeling the same , it... leads to other things lol

Glad people enjoy me connecting my Avatar brainrot with everything I get my hands on ♡