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Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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If you're at work in a retail or hospitality environment and you see a sex worker with a client... no you didn't.

If your boss asks you if you think that person's a sex worker, you tell them you do not believe that. You don't report their presence to anyone. You don't joke about it with a coworker. You don't eavesdrop or bother them.

We're working the same as you are. Leave us alone!

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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

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@jerklordzuko and I have a headcanon that Zuko and Aang share a brain cell when sleep deprived and have had many of the same nightmares and daydreams…with a notable exception

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So, speaking of progress...

2023:

2018:

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ITS FINISHED!! You can watch the FULL version here :D

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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

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really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

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LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand