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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

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shadow being "good with kids" is wrong in the sense that i really dont think he would soften up and smile at them or speak That much more gently

but like everything he takes them seriously, which kids usually prefer, and is probably a little more conscious of what he says/awkward even if his tone is still kinda gruff and thats the real moe

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Designed some Okami pins! The Kickstarter drops this Friday! 1.31.25

You can find it here!

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𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔦𝔫’𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔢

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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snow day

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Miku in Fortnite does nothing for me. I respect that she's a professional and needs to get that bag, but you can tell her heart's not in the performance. If you want to see Miku with a gun, her natural home is Garry's Mod, not Fortnite.

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joltik !!!

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Baked beans are an American dish adapted from a similar dish first made by native Americans and baked beans were first canned in the US and then brought to Britain where the British decided to start putting them on toast and calling them a British food. And I’ve started to realize that some British people think that we think beans on toast is strange because we don’t have baked beans. When in fact we’ve had baked beans this whole time. We brought the baked beans over there. We just think it’s mildly confusing that Brits put them on toast.

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“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

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i simply do not believe that transgender people with weird gender identities are ever the problem

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Midnight is so bright in here

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The company budsies, which specializes in making custom stuffed animals and making duplicates of old or lost plushies, is currently offering to recreate the beloved stuffed animal of any kid who lost theirs in the LA wildfire, free of charge.

Their instagram post said to share this, so please spread this around so that families who've lost everything can receive just a little bit more hope in their lives 🥺

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Cyndaquil and Riolu at Fogbound Lake.

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RECIPE BOOK- American Goulash (DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH)

you will need:

1 white or yellow onion, diced

1 red bell pepper, diced

1 lb button mushrooms, diced

olive oil

1 lb ground beef, lean

2 15 oz cans tomato sauce

2 15 oz cans diced tomatoes

3 cups beef broth

about half a bag of uncooked large elbow macaroni noodles

5 cloves garlic, minced

2 bay leaves

4-5 tbsp worchestershire sauce

2 tbsp italian herbs blend (heaping)

salt and pepper to taste

heat the olive oil in a very large high-walled pan over medium-high heat and saute the onions until they start to turn translucent. add the mushrooms and cook together until the mushrooms have given up and then reabsorbed their liquid (add salt now to speed this process up), and then add the red bell pepper and cook until it starts to soften a bit. clear a space in the center of the pan and add the ground beef, breaking it up small as it cooks. when it's just done, add the garlic and stir it through for about 30 seconds until fragrant, then add the broth, diced tomatoes, and tomato sauce. add in the bay leaves, worchestershire sauce, and italian herbs, and cook at a simmer for about 45-50 minutes until everyone gets to know each other and it smells amazing. add salt and pepper to taste, then add the uncooked noodles and continue to simmer until the noodles are totally soft and the liquid has been absorbed. serve warm!