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PSA to make sure that you're always feeding your bird an appropriate and nutritious diet, even if that means rethinking their current one!
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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Somehow I went my whole life thinking that The Metamorphosis, by Kafka, was going to be an 800-page tome about a man slowly becoming a beetle. I was surprised to find it’s a short story, and comes on quite suddenly. Which means as a writer I’ve discovered a gap in the market for a soul-crushingly long beetle story
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people who for very silly reasons want to market prepared food products without preservatives in them who then discover why we started putting preservatives in prepared food products in the first place (because without a preservation method food quickly grows stale, and frequently also moldy or downright toxic) is a consistently good bit. like people really seem to think we put Evil Chemicals in food on purpose for no reason.
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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time
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linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister
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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.
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genuinely, i think watching live theatre can improve your media literacy so much
like people who look at doctor who and are like 'lol the effects are so rubbish'
maybe watch a stage play where there's no backdrops and half the characters are played by the same three guys in different hats and maybe you will calm down
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i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
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