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me forgetting about pms every 28 days: why do i want to tear the sun from the sky and beat the shit out of the earth with it ? this isn't like me. what gives !

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The National Anthem before games is washed but this man doing the anthem on congas genuinely has me in tears. The pan across the Preds bench where the players clearly have no idea where to go from that moment 😭😭 [duckmylife_yt]

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angel isles @ pens | 3.18.25

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I'm a few weeks into my beginner glassblowing course and so far I have learned that glassblowers are always saying things like "put that punty deep in the glory hole to get it hot" and "when you're done necking, wet it off" and "blow that pipe as hard as you can." There's not even a joke here they're just always saying this stuff like it's not funny as hell.

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redbubble

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it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me

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Literally the most important words ever spoken

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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tango etho mean girls tag team scar

GoodTimeWithScar joined the game GoodTimeWithScar fell from a high place <Tango> lol <Etho> oh snap <Tango> way to go gravity boy <Etho> eat floor

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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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my favorite part of the year is when i get to see the penguins play in person

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tanger responding to literally any question is just him going “the fuck i look like to you”

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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

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LOOK AT HIM, THE CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!

GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL FLOWER TODAYYYY, AND HE GOT FLOWERSSSSSS 🌸🌸🌸

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📷 macdiddylicious

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