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You’re telling me that Wyll Ravengard knew Abdel Adrian, Gorion’s Ward?

You’re telling me that not only did he know him, his father was his second in command?

You’re telling me that, as a boy, Wyll witnessed the proof that Bhaalspawn could reject their calling and pursue a life of their own choosing?

You’re telling he was definitely there the day Abdel was killed, that a young Wyll Ravengard witnessed a Slayer running rampant in the city with his own eyes?

The reason Wyll is one of the only companions to fully believe in Durge that night in the Shadowlands, that tells them to fight, to fight with everything they have, is because he knows it can be done.

He trusts them because he trusted Abdel.

He believes in them because he believed in Abdel.

Because Abdel was Wyll’s hero, maybe his second favorite person next to his own father.

Larian, Larian, please, Wyll literally writes himself

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😔

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Just your average day at the Los Diablos Ranger's HQ pantry

A little bonus:

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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Don't get me wrong, this shit sucks a lot and is a huge privacy concern, but the important detail being missed here is that it will only be available on their new Copilot+ PCs that they rolled out at the same time. The feature is so CPU-intensive that had to add a separate specialized one they've called an NPU (neural processing unit) to be able to run the damn thing. This will NOT roll out on existing PCs!!!! It can't even run on most existing PCs.

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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// I cannot put into words how much I do not want that

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BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.

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i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

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How many first cousins do you have? A first cousin is any offspring of your parents' siblings.

I have no first cousins

1 cousin

2-3 cousins

4-5 cousins

6-7 cousins

8-10 cousins

11-15 cousins

16-25 cousins

26-50 cousins

51+ cousins

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Y'all will see people get indoctrinated by cults from birth and be like "why did you, as a child, willingly drop your psychic defenses?"

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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

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middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

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RB for larger sample size

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Real question:

Put your denomination in the tags if yes!

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squint for me real quick

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Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.