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congratulations to genshin impact for being the first ever game to have razor and venti

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a bunch of sanrio dividers!! feel free to use them if you want, but don’t edit or repost them please

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Breaking News Meme: Thor Movies Edition (ft. Stucky)

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🎃🎃

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Art by Liu Qing

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you know it could be like this, just like this always

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we coulda had a good life together

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mother mother - ghosting

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on deserving happiness:

I am so pleased to announce that you – yes, YOU – have been chosen to receive a free piece of cake courtesy of Martin Blackwood. This piece of cake has been sitting in Martin’s freezer for months, and frankly, I’m not gonna ask him to throw it out again.

This decadent cake is absolutely free – no strings attached! That means no sacrifice, no ritual, and no prayers to God. It is, however, mildly freezer-burnt, and, in at least two places, tastes of cooking skin.

You have to be absolutely certain that you indeed deserve this cake. That’s why I’m going to go through a list of your qualities as a human being, and you can mark “yes” if that applies to you, and “no” if that does not apply to you. There is only one question: do you want this cake? If your answer is “yes,” then yes! Otherwise, well…

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Starter type swap

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Will someone come to rescue us? Train to Busan (2016) Dir. Sang-ho Yeon

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when u scoot too hard 😔

(he’s ok btw just way too full of zoomies after a good nap)

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guess what i rewatched this weekend

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Parts of a painting I made because for some reason I don’t like it in its “fullness”. The morning after a sleepover.

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Elias and Peter can you list the reasons for your last 7 divorces?

ELIAS:  I’ve… well, it’s… it’s kind of a –

PETER:  [Crying] I had a dream he left me!

ELIAS:  I know, I know, I know, baby I’m sorry.

MARTIN:  Let me see if I’ve got this right. You had a dream that he left you… and then you actually left him?

PETER:  Well, yeah.