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by peter_outdoor_

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Kaz: I feel nothing. I am made of pure apathy and the ability to punch people the fuck out.

Nina: Last night I saw you literally making kissing noises at a couple cats on the street while they licked your face.

Kaz: Shut the fuck up, Nina.

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scary and deadly Wraith being adorable and soft (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)ノ🔪

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Inej : “You lay a finger on me and Kaz Brekker will cut the baby from your pretty wife’s stomach and hang its body from a balcony on the exchange.”

Kaz : To hell with revenge, to hell with his schemes. If Rollins had done something to Inej, Kaz would paint East Stave with his entrails.

Crooked Kingdom (Leigh Bardugo)

They are both so romantic.

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just thinking about how Kaz has canonically:

- Said Inej was better than anything he deserved

- Thinks that she’s lovely and brave

- called her treasure of my heart (sarcastically but still)

- gotten nervous to talk to her for two days

- bought her a BOAT and liquidated his assets so he could pay off her indenture

- found her parents

- told her that he’d come for her, and if he couldn’t walk, he’d crawl to her. and no matter how broken they were they’d fight their way out together- knives drawn, pistols blazing. because that’s what they do. they never stop fighting.

- gave her a reputation so she could stay safe in Ketterdam while also being sure no one messed with her

- called her an investment 💀 (he’s not the smoothest bastard of the barrel)

- wished he could bottle up her laugh and get drunk off of it every night

- would die to earn her smile

- knows where she is by feeling her presence

- told her that he had a brother

- wanted to help her with her bandages even though there were other people who could do it

and so much more. i just. sorry i’m in my kanej hours

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Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.

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Meet: The Crows | insp. in tags

Kaz Brekker | Dirtyhands Inej Ghafa | The Wraith Jesper Fahey | Sharpshooter Nina Zenik | Heartrender Matthias Helvar | Drüskelle Wylan Van Eck | Merchling

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“Dirtyhands had come to see the rough work done”

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lqvekanej on Twitter compiled all the Kanej content from today’s Empire con. 🤗😍😍

I’m fine—

Narrator: She was, in fact, not fine.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BeHhzAmHUb0/

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Go.

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@theinfinitesparkofbeing

© the infinite spark of being

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harry potter minor characters 05/16

— pansy parkinson

then a figure rose from the slytherin table and he recognised pansy parkinson as she raised a shaking arm and screamed, “but he’s there! potter’s there! someone grab him!”

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favorite characters ✦ thomas shelby (peaky blinders)

❝ i just put a bullet in his head…. he looked at me the wrong way. ❞