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CRUSH HAZARD! YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS MACHINE

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Objectum win! These two tvs are kissing :3

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it/its pussy and it/its cock. you agree. reblog

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Update no hot scary women flirted with me at that job. Tragedy.

If a hot scary woman doesnt flirt with me at Spirit Halloween while I work there then whats the point of the job

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Thinking heavily of moving horny to main but im scared of scaring away the mutuals

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A day of high stress is here. I wish I could be coddled and fed edibles till im so high that I'll just suck girlcock n strap all night without a worry in the world

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I'll fuck you eventually, doll, relax. Let me be a little mean first...

This is about wlw/sapphic/lesbian sex

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

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I dont care how scary higher ups will be to me as an easily frightened person I mist always remember to be kind to my fellow man in the workforce

Unless their nazis. Fuck nazis.

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I wonder if some of my body dysphoria comes from never seeing a double chin in media in a good light. That prolly fucked up my view of my body and health as a teen and I've just never recovered

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deer girl trail cam

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If a hot scary woman doesnt flirt with me at Spirit Halloween while I work there then whats the point of the job

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shearing day ✂️

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i want to write love letters for someone and receive pretty flowers in return. dance around the room hand in hand while our favorite record is playing and the only lighting is from candles. feel somebody’s hands around my waist whenever we’re in public, their lips on my neck in private. dress up together for dates or just because we like to, the subtle pattern of my skirt matching their button up. i crave to know how it feels to have somebody open doors for me, buckle my mary janes, gently fix my hair if something’s out of place. tell me i look darling when i get all blushy. i want to wake up early, sneak out of bed and put on an apron before making somebody their favorite breakfast and coffee, making sure i stay extra quiet so they can sleep in. leave a lipstick kiss mark on their cheek as i straighten their tie just as they leave for work, a soft reminder of how much i adore them. maybe i’d crochet them a little gift while they’re away, hiding it until it’s finished. i just want to be loved and love in our own special way.

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Women in armor has my heart forever