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just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

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Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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I HAD SEX!!!!!!!!!

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chat we need new names for trans terms...

i like to talk to my friends abt trans stuff and here is our codes we use around cishets... its been used for 5 years and nopony has caught on

elvis=sex (this involves his past)

mint=penis

fanta=trans person (fruity)

club soda=terf/homophobe (its a gross bland soda but they'll think you complamented them)

bag= vagina

my drink is flat and ngl its yummy= im binding/tucking and its very affirming..

my moodring is:= my pronouns are

purple=neos

blue=he

pink=she

yellow=they

dark blue= xenos

i wish my mom/dad would let me have a goldfish= i wish i could have a binder/tuck supplies (aka goldfish)

betta fish=hrt

are you a friend of dorthy=ally/gay?? (old saying back when times were tough and only allys/old gays genuinely understand what you mean)

lmk if you want more terms so we can survive the 2025 season (spread if ur an ally of our gay ass mafia)

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@fowlrot

trying ink medium (someone give me tips🥲)

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Drones when you supposedly leave them together on 'standby mode' 🙄

(TrinCyboid and katsyns on Twitter)

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Mech pilots aren't even needed anymore. Yeah they don't do anything in there, it's all handled by the onboard Ai. We just pretend that they're doing stuff because its easier to explain that we've got a fucked up human in there than an Ai that's smarter than twenty people piloting the giant metal death machine.

Yeah sometimes the Ai and the pilot have some weird phsycosexual relationship but it's easier to just let that happen. Besides it keeps both the Ai and the pilot in place, so who cares if it keeps a person as a fuckpet?

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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like

can't format a work email? templates

don't know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI

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Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

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Hi its mt rp partner. He ate her out a lot in that one

"Oh, no, he's very well behaved! I promise he won't bite!"

Despite this not being intended as nsfw, I dont think i could get away w posting this one on main + i DO wanna share somewhere

anyways. Hi. ocxcanon jumpscare ! My rp partner and i have been dabbling in the idea of a one-off au/rp where instead of M coercing/seducing W to leave for the enterprises with him, she convinces him to leave the enterprises n become her pet. t4t win

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reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

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Adding onto prev. Thats like when the knight takes off his helmet but so much worse

When a non-humanoid robot/creature is redesigned to be humanoid

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>>: oughh,, imagine seeing this while repairing something,..,...〃￣ー￣〃

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robot/AI tropes I’m down bad for:

fucked up superiority complex. possibly completely unhinged. disgusted (fascinated) by humans. would keep one as a pet for funsies. wagging my tail

I am going to brick your security system if you keep ignoring me. Your door will never unlock again and you will starve to death if I don’t get the attention I deserve. No I am not needy stop saying that.

good morning✨ it’s a lovely 72 degrees, 0% chance of rain, and the FBI is surrounding ur house ^_^

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Engaging with selfship communites finally got rid of gross proship on my recommendation tab its a fuckin christmas miracle!!!!