Avert thy wretched gaze. || Abel, she-her, 27, here to rot.
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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make
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oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking
now on instagram!
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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What if you were out with your friends and you were all getting coffee and shopping and having a good time and reminiscing about your last day out together and everything was light and happy and fun. And then the demon warrior appeared.
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TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.
via reddit.com
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Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.
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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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"im sorry to tell you but this is unfortunately fetish art :( " you’re a coward and a fool. tell me what about eroticism makes it lose value as a piece of art. tell me in what way is lust a less worthy feeling to be depicted in art than anger or joy or sadness or any other human emotion. why did you like it before and why do you not like it now? what changed? why does it upset you? what makes it bad now, what makes it gross, what makes it wrong? do you reject what you dont understand? do you let your gut reaction dictate what you deem bad? what you deem immoral? whats allowed to exist and what isnt?
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