paperpalooka
dutifully elected by the gay straight alliance
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He/Him. I love you. I'm not the gamer president because I'm stupid enough to actually run in 2028
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paperpalooka · 1 hour ago
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learned how to use blenders film making tools
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paperpalooka · 5 hours ago
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paperpalooka · 6 hours ago
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
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paperpalooka · 7 hours ago
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New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.
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paperpalooka · 9 hours ago
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season’s greasons
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paperpalooka · 9 hours ago
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sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.
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This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.
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paperpalooka · 10 hours ago
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major traffic incident
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paperpalooka · 11 hours ago
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paperpalooka · 11 hours ago
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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paperpalooka · 12 hours ago
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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paperpalooka · 12 hours ago
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paperpalooka · 12 hours ago
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ppl are always pro bodily autonomy until it comes to piercing baby ears
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paperpalooka · 13 hours ago
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paperpalooka · 13 hours ago
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hi. im sorry for being a bother. i am really fucking going through it right now & asking for donations
basically i moved recently and its been really catastrophic. had problems w the movers, contractors are extremely behind schedule, etc. i have not had reliable access to water, been able to shower, or been able to use a kitchen in a week. also due to a scheduling mixup i will not have internet for the rest of the year, so im running up my phone plan badly so i can keep contact with my loved ones. looking at a minimum $120 phone bill. probably more.
anyway asking for donations so i can be like... minimally less stressed about eating and surviving. this is going to be a really bad christmas for me and idk what to do lol. thanks for reading and thank you if you reblog or otherwise share this.
http://paypal.me/hivehum
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paperpalooka · 13 hours ago
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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects
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paperpalooka · 15 hours ago
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Rare officially licensed 2017 "Mario and Luigi in pocket" T-shirt from Japan. The pocket is styled after a Warp Pipe, which the Mario Bros. are emerging out of.
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