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Being in the closet IRL but out online is like having a secret identity

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shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

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i bring a sort of "pink carnation" vibe to the next life to make sure that you'll find me even though there's something about me you'll always recognize

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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

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tw for sexual harassment

sometimes when people ask me about what they tell you to be more prepared for when you start as a nurse they always say like oh the nasty details blood surgery whatnot. and i'm like actually! it's about how you have to be prepared for patients to touch you in your privates or jerk off to you right then and there, or how a guy nurse can't go in to consult a female patient so you have to go in for her comfort bc men are disgusting. or if you as a female nurse consult a male patient ANOTHER male nurse have to be there with you so the patient doesn't assault you. can i LIVE

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media literacy would automatically go up 100% if people knew how to consume stories without self-inserting themselves into the characters' shoes. "if i were him..." you're NOT. you may relate to his story, his past, his traits, his quirks, his identity but the moment you start treating the story accepting what you feel/think as what the character feels/thinks, you're misunderstanding the story.

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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

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Boygenius EP by Boygenius, 2018

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I am the face of love’s rage