i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true
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Tom Holland photographed by Michael Muller for Man About Town Magazine
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me: i love making playlists :) i love presenting my personal interpretations of characters through a curated collection of songs :)
me the second i actualy try to make a playlist: what's some good music for beginners ive never listened to any before
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One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries
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— September 22, 1917 / Franz Kafka diaries
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I’ve been waiting a year to post this
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House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
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